NO PC/BS WARNING!

“No legalese, no Bull Sheet, just the facts...if you are stupid, uncoordinated, lack judgement, expect us to save you because you are, well, you're just Sheet Out of Luck!

http://www.nelsonrocks.org/disclaimer.html

Credit:

found this posted on Paddling.net!


Nelson Rocks Preserve is an outdoor recreation area located in the scenic North Fork Valley of Pendleton County, West Virginia. The Preserve is a privately owned and funded organization dedicated to the preservation of Nelson Rocks as a natural, scenic and recreational resource. Public access is currently offered for trail hiking and via ferrata climbing.
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“Needs to be on the EXIT DOOR to the Labor and Delivery rooms at EVERY HOSPITAL.”

“I love that disclaimer!”

“"The other people in the preserve, including other visitors, our employees, agents, and guests, and anyone else who might sneak in, may be stupid, reckless, or otherwise dangerous. They may be mentally ill, criminally insane, drunk, using illegal drugs and/or armed with deadly weapons and ready to use them."

So it's like a TT trip?”

“Gotta love it.”

“Anyone look at the photos of that place? It gorgeous!”

“I think EarthNsky has been there.

He is still in one piece as of this time.”

“nice - i wanna copy that disclaimer, have it laminated and put on the front door of my house!”

“we go there every year. the disclaimer that you sign is slightly different - we always laugh at it because it says something like:

this is very very very very very very dangerous

LOL”

“i once signed a waiver with a guide company. included were phrases like "horses may be startled by people, animals, or nothing at all" (one was actually startled by his own fart) and "there may be civil unrest"

i went anyway”

“love the chick with the black eye. her mug should be on all their promotional material”

“I rock climbed long ago in School....loads of fun”

“here's from our trip this labor day ...

”

“oh shiz”

“A place that allows complete novices the opportunity for some technical climbing. I bet darwin awards are given out often”

“Naifs, too...”