Cutie with a Booty

“Hey Nigal!!!

Our favorite Cutie with a Big Booty is on the cover of Life, America's Weekend Magazine, today.

Rachael Ray, of course. That babe could cook for me any day of the week. She is looking sizzling.

Life, comes as an insert to my Friday newspaper.
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“She has an unusually large mouth and talks loudly out of the side of it. We enjoy trying to imitate her. She does have some nice recipes, though.”

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http://www.life.com/Life/”

“antone got naked pix of martha stewart?”

“She ain't my Fav Cutie with a Bootie!!!!!!”

“Antone has pictures? Cool! ;-)”

“I remember when she use to do a short segment on the local midday news.”

““She ain't my Fav Cutie with a Bootie!!!!!!”
Capn Bobo
2:01:22 PM
9/22/06

Well, I do agree with that.
Miss Twiggy is the most babelicious cutie with a booty.”

“used to work with a gal that could have passed for Rachel Ray - like a twin!”

“rachel has some good recipes, but nigella is way hotter.
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“I thought you was talkin' about me, Mr StoveMan...

:)”

“Bobo, this thread was about Nigal and I's favorite cutie with a booty. I don't know if Nigal feels the same way about Miss Twiggy. ;-)”

“Well of course Miss Twiggy is my very favorite cutie with a booty.

*SIGH*
One day we will meet.
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“






That's a booty”

“thread killer”

“Nope, not enough booty there.

There must be meat on the bone for there to be flavor to savor.”

“I don't have ANYthing that looks like that, plus my feet stink.”

“Twigeater is just so dang dreamy.

I need an airplane.”

“I did a search on something like "sir mix alot baby back" to try and get a pic to link here. Word of advice, don't do that search from work on Google Images.
last edited: 9/22/06 2:52:58 PM”

“You can do that, dayhiker, but be sure to set the Google preferences to Strict filtering for work. Moderate still lets naked pictures come thru.”

“OH my...but no fuzzy tail, whats the big deal?”

“She can cook for me any day of the week and twice on Sundays!

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“i think the angle might be diminishing her dimensions, hpm?”

“ms. Ray has quite a large butt, dont you think?”

“The bigger the runway the softer the landing.”

“Hey, it all looks like good eatin to me...”

“More cushion for the pushing, LOL.”

“Ain't it great...we can argue and argue...but in the end we can all agree!!!!!”

“Yep, that's what it's all about dude. LOL!”

“G-eepers!!! >8`o

C'mon bearmagnet - you call that a booty?!? That looks barely legal ;]

Twiggy, I have Stinky Feet Too!!!!
***sigh! :)”

“WOAH!! knew i shouldn't have opened this thread at work!

that belongs on the 'atonement' thread!”

“De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis

mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)

amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
(So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches)
clunibus profunde fartas esse
(Have been deeply stuffed with buttock?)
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
(Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.)
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
(My dear lady, I want to come together with you)
pingereque picturam tui.
(And make a picture of you.)
familiares mei me monebant
(My companions were trying to warn me)
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
(But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.)
o! cutis rugosa glabraque!
(O skin wrinkled and smooth!)
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
(Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?)
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
(I am entirely at your disposal)
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
(Because you are not an average hanger-on.)
vidi illam saltantem.
(I have seen her dancing.)
obliviscere igitur blanditiarum!
(Forget, therefore, about blandishments!)
tantus sudor! tantus umor!
(Such sweat! Such moisture!)
vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum!
(I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!)
taedet me in diurnis legendi
(I am tired of reading in the gazettes)
planas clunes gratiores iudicari.
(That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.)
rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit
(Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be)
se libentius expletiores anteponere.
(Rather that they prefer fuller ones.)
o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)
(O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?])
habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)
(Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!])
hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)
(Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!])
ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)
(To shake them! [To shake them!)
ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!
(To shake those healthy buttocks!)
domina mea exstat a tergo!
(My mistress stands out behind!)

[Etc.]
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“LMAO!!! I think you would need two pages to get the whole song on there though. Thanks Stovie!”

“Somebody grew up Catholic”

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better angle?”

“this is what I call booty..........



















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“UM...guys I think I know what I want in my tent for Christmas....”

“You are a sick woman, your highness.”

“hey hike with buttheads, act like a butthead!”

“So what's the little blue thingy swinging back and forth under the love handles from heck? "Cuz those cetainly aren;t buttocks swaying around.”

“Dang Nigal.
I post this thread mostly for him and he ignores it. ;-)”

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Rachael Ray has got a nice ass. Her butt makes a man (Butt Lover) get pretty aroused! Makes a mans Gilligan stiff and Rock Hard”

“die troll”

“those picture have to be photoshopped! could they be for real?”

“she's a hot chef. If she looked like that she wouldn't have a TV show.”

“Any vehicle she rides in must be going very fast.....because I know it will be hauling ass.”