Quote for the Day!

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“Oh Lord my God!
When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the worlds
Thy hands have made;
I see the stars,
I hear the rolling thunder,
Thy Pow'r throughout
the universe displayed...

Carl Boberg”

“"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.”

“Vonnegut kicks ass.”

“"What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us."

--Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)”

“"If you can breathe the air but can't drink the water, you're most like in the back country. If you can drink the water but can't breathe the air, you're most likely in the city!"

-Mozark's long thread starting post.”

“"God put it in the middle, so even a fool could find it."
Groucho Marx (to male contestant with 12 children)on "You Bet Your Life" TV show 40 years ago(live TV)”

“If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.
George Carlin or Steve Martin or ???”

“ROFLMAO”

“?If God had meant for me to NOT pee on the toilet seat He would have given me a 3? shlong.?

Nigal to angry Mrs. Nigal”

“what, you didn't get one???”

“A closed mouth gathers no foot.

(someone sent it in an e-mail)”

“People are like tea bags,
They aren't worth anything until you put them in hot water.”

“good one, DM99!!”

“"Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark."

-- Sir Rabindranath Tagore”

“want nothin outta life 'cept to be legit dont quote me boy i aint said sh@t”

“"Maybe I'll just give up hiking all together. It's getting too hard."

--Alpine, Alps, AmyG, Arclite, Avg Joe, Bakutotsu, Bama, birch, Bonzai, Brewster, Briar Rabbit, Buckeye, Chief, ChinaChas, Cork, Creekjumper, cynderivich, deathmarch99, didjfan, Dr. Laura, Dunk, Dunadan, Feeney, Freedom, Grunt, Hobbit, Idaho Bob, Idiot BoB, jakpak, Jerbear, joy, kleetn, LaRock, LeSubtil, Lizs, Lt. Dan, Lumpy, Matt the Webmaster, maurie, MaryPhyl, Meerkat, mel, Mozark, naked ape, n.c.ridgerunner, Nigal, Nomad, oldie, Old Timer, Pamster, Pemsit, Petitemoi, Phil, radagast, reformed lurker, roseymonster, Ruffian, Sage, SARboy, Scurvy, skiracer, SgtRock, Snackboy, TarpRat, tommy, sirpeteofmillwork, Solitary Hiker, Spiritwolf, Spock, Strider, Sunshine, Tehipite, Tom Terrific, Tundra, Twigeater, Uphill Klimber, walkindude, wyrd, WindDragon, Zen Hiker”

“what about orbitmanifesto, bacpac, bs, and genital ben?? duh, get with it, man!!”

“I enjoy hiking when it's hard.”

“"How did you put your foot in your mouth with your head so far up yor a$$?"
-Anonymous”

“Ya just gotta walk a little bent over though.”

“tenaya and lipstick hiker???”

“waft, planethome, poopypants, tommy, trail spring, joepits, tarp rat, hiker boy and gremlin???”

“"Don't put us on that list"
-orbitmanifesto, bacpac, bs, and genital ben, tenaya, lipstick hiker”

“"Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."

--Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)”

“You're all a bunch of opinionated a@@holes and I'm never leaving!

Me”

“That's the spirit, solo1 ! ;)”

“who IS this amyg chick??”

“pi$$ off! (sweetie pie)
hehehe

;o)”

“"He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens out skills. Our antagonist is our helper."

-Edmund Burke”

“golden shower?”

“ewwwww, that's so kinky!

raddy, I like you! ;o)”

“Where have you been hiding out this summer AmyG ?”

“in my basement.”

“I have been caring for an ill family member, so my time has been limited...

Local dayhiking is all I have managed. I'm hoping to take a week or so in August to do something fun! Westward possibly...

I'll have to see which way the wind carries me...

:o)”

“"We must never forget that if the war in Vietnam is lost... the right of free speech will be extinguished throughout the world."

--Richard M. Nixon, 10/27/65”

“"Sometimes I cream my coffee just to cool it down"

D.A. Martin”

“Often have I joined a fight that I can`t win
With both feet now, I`m jumping in
To pick on others that don`t do so well
Not what they said, but how they spell
Get over it and stop the grudge
Who set you up to be a judge
What you read got lost in their telling
You missed what they said, but noticed their spelling
Why pick on those that have a different way
Worry less about their spelling and read what they have to say
This is not school and you`re not the teachers
Those that pick on the week are the lowest of creatures
Those left out in the dark, pray for sunshine
This is not a quote, but the thoughts are mine”

“"you`re"? shouldn't that be you're?

hehehehe”

“It should have been, I dont know what I did there. Thanks for finding it for me. I like you best already.”

“"week" should be "weak"

unless you're picking on the seven-day thingy.”

“"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."

--Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)”

“"the truth is that many people set rules to keep from making decisions."

-Mike Krzyzewski


hate crimes, affirmative action, zero tolerance...”

“"If wishes were horses, beggars would ride". ?”

“[sip] Ahhh! [sip] Ahhh! [sip] Ahhhh! [sip] Ahhh! [sip] Ahhhh! [sip] Ahhhhh! [sip] Ahhh! [sip] Ahhhh!
Oswalt: ?I love beer.?
Lewis: ?Hey, Chatty Kathy, we talkin? or drinkin???”

“"Hey Piere! Where did these extra fuel line couplings come from?"

-- Concord Mechanic”

“france's final attempt at an assault on germany was directed at a motel 6?!?!?!?”

“"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."

--Unknown”

“"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

Anon”

“"If God didn't want us to eat humans, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."
- Bear

(or maybe Jeffrey Dahmer?)”