Quote for the Day!

“i'm made out of meat, so bite me.”

“Ya call that a meal? hehehehe!”

“i'm a smorgasbord. a veritable plethora of feasts!”

“" This rock is too heavy, perhaps I could lift a smaller one?"

A very old Hercules”

“Rad and Spock have offered compelling logic, therefore I'm gonna be a lifelong vegetarian from here on. (oops gotta go puke again)”

“wow! i'm compelling!

now i feel special!”

“I think he meant 'repel' not 'compel'. It must be the color of the shirt, raddy.”

“green? what wrong wit dat?

it must be the SMELL of the shirt!”

“Nuffin' wrong wiff a green shirt, 'cept Rad's green shirt was white when he kicked it under the sofa last August. ('scuse me while I go wretch again)”

“actually, it was purpul 'n yeller.”

“THIS IS NATIONAL NO QUOTE OF THE DAY DAY. Enjoy!”

“says who?!?!?”

“"This is national no quote of the day day. Enjoy!"

kreetn”

“"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"

-- Peter Veekman, Ghostbusters”

“"kleetn, go outside and PLAY!"

-radabastard”

“I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earths sweet'flowing breast.

A tree who looks at God all day
And lifts her leafy arms to pray.
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair.

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

~ Joyce Kilmer

Killed in action - France, WWI.”

“"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

--Carl, the groundskeeper”

“"If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise."

--Lloyd Dobler”

“"If it ain't broke, then you ain't trying"

Never procrastinate today, what you can procrastinate tomorrow.”

“"Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart."

--Jesus Christ (non-cloned version)”

“You could fall off a cliff and die.

You run from a bear and die.

You could be struck by lightning on a mountain and die.

You could fall off the couch while reaching for the remote and die.

Which one would you like to be remembered for?”

“Deuteronomy, chapter 23

...

10: If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
11: But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
12: Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
13: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee

....

even God supports LNT ethics!”

“Rad, you goin' SOFT on us?! I'm surprised you didn't chime in about the 'do with all thine heart/hand' quote..instead you come up with another bible quote. Always throwing curve balls, ain'tcha.”

“go lick a frog!”

“oh... and get me a beer, dammit!!”

“Whew. THAT's more like it. Ya had me worried!”

“well, my quote WAS about poop! isn't that good enough? you're just never satisfied. sob. sob.”

“Bonzai, are you gonna let him call you an SOB?

Yeah, I was quite suprised to see no one jump on that quote for it's obvious yuk potential. Maybe it was TOO obvious!”

“i always put my heart into jerkin' my jherkin.”

“i always put my heart into jerkin' my gherkin.”

“just so ya know!”

“It's invenereal to ME, as far as I'M circumcised....”

“An appeaser is a man who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat HIM last...”

“"1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1999: nothing!"

--Tom Neff”

“This may have appeared her previously but I like it nevertheless...


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend."

"Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx"”

“"The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you "come to terms with" only to discover that they are still there. The real questions refuse to be placated. They barge into your life at the times when it seems most important for them to stay away. They are the questions asked most frequently and answered most inadequately, the ones that reveal their true natures slowly, reluctantly, most often against your will."

--Ingrid Bengis”

“"You gonna eat that or what?"
-Jeffrey Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit”

“Just how do you cook something like that? Eeeeek!”

“"I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor."

- D.H. Lawrence”

“"Something obviously went wrong,"
- Robert Page, general counsel for the American Association for Nude Recreation on seven nudists who scorched their feet walking over hot coals during a San Diego convention remained hospitalized Tuesday, but were improving.”

“At least it was just their feet, LOL!”

“"Umm, do farts have lumps?"

Poopypants”

“"I yam what I yam."

--Popeye”

“"I don't have pet peeves,
I have whole kennels of irritation."

Whoopi Goldberg”

“Whoooooopeeeeee”

“Isn't Whoopi Goldberg
somethin. :)”

“"If you find a fork in the road, pick it up."”

“"Here?s a line in the platform you?ll love. It?s the very last line .....

"Now, we say to America, You ain't seen nothing yet."

Now that?s scary. We?ve gone through an attempt on the part of the president?s wife to nationalize 17% of the nation?s private economy. We?ve seen major Democratic campaign contributors sell and transfer vital American nuclear, missile and satellite technology to avowed enemies of freedom and of the United States. We?ve seen wholesale violations of basic campaign finance laws. We?ve seen the Lincoln bedroom in the White House turned into a high-priced five-star hotel where the basic rate is a huge campaign donation to the Democrats. We?ve seen seats on government overseas trade missions sold to the highest bidders --- sold for campaign donations. We?ve seen a president dropping his trousers in the Oval Office to receive oral sexual favors from an intern barely older than his daughter. We?ve seen the president grope and fondle a woman who came to him for help in securing a White House job --- wrapping up the sordid episode by taking her hand and forcing it into his crotch. We?ve seen a president lie under oath ? several times. We?ve seen a president use the powers of his office to obstruct justice and to deny a private American citizen her constitutionally guaranteed right to a day in court.

We?ve seen American servicemen scattered to nearly 100 foreign nations to serve as glorified cops and cafeteria workers in various international "meals on wheels" schemes. We?ve seen aspirin factories in foreign countries bombed to divert attention from presidential scandals. We?ve seen the bodies of dead American servicemen dragged through the streets of half-assed inconsequential foreign dog-patch nations by mobs of people who aren?t fit to utter the "would you like french fries with that" anthem of the American high school graduate. We?ve seen a president agonize over what the definition of "is" is. We?ve seen a president refuse to personally respond to a very credible accusation of a violent rape. We?ve seen almost one thousand confidential FBI files of those not friendly to the president?s political agenda gathered by former bar bouncers working in White House security positions --- with absolutely no consequences. We watched in 1996 as the Democrats rushed to naturalize tens of thousands of illegal aliens in time for them to vote Democratic in the election, and, in the process, including thousands of violent felons ... all for a few votes.

All of this ... and much, much more ... and the Democrats are telling us "you ain?t seen nothing yet?"

God help us."

-neal boortz”

“It's not enough to stare up the steps - sometimes you gotta step up the stairs.

I don't remember where I read this...”