Quote for the Day!

“"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends...that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."

--Adlai Stevenson”

“?All I want from life is a cold beer and somethin? naked!?

Nigal”

“AMEN!!! (but i prefer it to be female)”

“Good one, Nigal. Certainly works for me.”

“I'm naked...”

“I'm female...”

“And I can always sneak a beer.”

“Um, sorry sarabelle...as pretty as ya are, ya just ain't my type.”

“Gawd, what a DOG!”

“"funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they dont mean so much.Except you get to hang out with your working friends."

PRIMUS”

“"winona's got a big brown beaver"

PRIMUS”

“It's nice to be among those of you who, by conventional standards, don't have exceedingly high aspirations. Beer and nekkidness, maybe a few other meager acoutrements, is plenty for me too.”

“hey bonzai, i got the beer....”

“rad I'm not aghast
I'll miss your smart-ass remarks
when you're wife's online

(lessee..5, 7, 5, yeah that works)”

“what, you think i don't talk like this in front of my wife? HAAA!!! HAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAAA!!!!! HAAA!!! HAAAA!!!!! HAA!!!! HAAAA!!!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HAAAA!!!!!! HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HAA!!!!!!! HAAA!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”

“Wow!

She sounds pretty cool!

Well invite her aboard!! You mean you're not leading a double-life? You're not lurking online for fulfillment not experienced in the holy institution of marriage? You have a balanced, healthy relationship?

OW! Get that psycho-babbler out of my head.”

“...or are you just a glutton for punishment?”

“he's a glutton for punishment--only he punishes us!

Yeah, rad, get the wife on here.”

“Double-dog dare ya.”

“the only reason that i couldn't post for seven hours last evening was that, well, we got home and, um,... damn, i even missed dinner. we were too tired to eat anyways. eat food, that is.








no, really. as crass and open as i am to everyone else in the world, i'm that affectionate and loving to just her. and crass, too. just cuz it's funny. heh heh, boobs.”

“Now THAT is a match made in heaven - someone you can be cuddly wuddly with AND be crass to? (in a nice way, of course)

What thread is this? And where is Dr. Laura?”

“"funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they dont mean so much.Except you get to hang out with your working friends."

PRIMUS?

OH MY GAWD! Are you sure we weren?t separated at birth birch? I LOVE THAT CD! ?Pudding Time? is my favorite!

?Too many puppies?being shot in the dark.?

Less Claypool may be a big ol? goof but he is a four-string genius. Did you know he tried out for the spot in Metalica after Cliff Burton died? What a crew that would have made?!”

“dr laura left with tarp rat. (hint, hint)”

“In keeping with the original intent:

"You were born an original.

Don't die a copy."

- John Mason”

“"there ain't no good guy,
there ain't no bad guy,
there's only you and me and
we just disagree"

-Dave Mason”

“"Ain't no right
there ain't no wrong,
Only pleasure and pain."

Jane's Addiction”

“"you are amazing, truly amazing"

-Ron Jeremy”

“You are wise to ask an expert's opinion and realize the danger of this relationship. Even if you and the "other woman" have never met in the "real world," the time and emotional (and sexual) energy you're spending online with her are probably detracting from your relationship with your wife. Not to mention the time offline when you're obsessing about her. You say you're married to a "wonderful woman," but I wonder if something is lacking in your marriage that you're seeking in this sordid cyberspace affair -- whether that's a listening ear, sexual excitement, or emotional support.

How can you stop this behavior? One possibility is to cultivate other activities and relationships that are more acceptable to you and affirming of your values. That might include your relationship with your wife or even man-love. Turn off the computer, if necessary, and get more involved in "real" life. Cut off all contact with this other woman, letting her know you've decided to concentrate on your marriage. How about hobbies, like limericks or haiku? You might also consider individual therapy to provide support through these changes and to help you prevent similar problems from arising in the future, bastard.”

“Egads, it's easy to summon people around here. Won't someone give me a genie in a bottle?”

“Mebbe Rad will send ya a weenie in a bottle!”

“?It wasn?t me man! It was that phuckin? White Album! The black man will rise up!?
Charlie Manson”

“hahahahaaaa...yeah, since his wife is so liberal-minded she won't mind a bit.

DOH! What the he!! am I saying?!”

“i got my weenie stuck in a beer bottle (wide-mouth, of course). what can i say? i love beer!”

“"Hey, we were outta town with that went down."

-- NWH”

“Nigal, bring up some of that PRIMUS for the trip to Jordan River. I havent listened to them in a spell. Les Claypool is the Man. He can play the base like no man can. Heres another...

" the lingering taste of crest makes the milk go down a little funny,but those chex they do satisify."

"We had our words,atomic spat. So I kissed him upside the cranium with a 'luminum baseball bat."”

“?A man that doesn?t stand for anything will fall for anything.?

Malcolm X”

“"You can run, but you can't hide"

-Ronald Reagan”

“Ya can if the guy forgets he's looking for ya five minutes after you run.”

“"You can't blame a polar bear for eating a Canadian" (dont remember)”

“I`ll say it! I`m death to a thread. If I post to one of `em it`ll fall off, faster than the president`s staff, when the first lady walks in and he isn`t through with the second lady.”

“I forgot who said it, but it went something like this.

When asked how this old couple stayed together for so long, the old man said.
"It took me some time to get it right, but I learned", ("I`d rather be happy than right.")”

“She does to me what a Ham bone does to Collard greens!”

“stews in it and makes it salty?”

“Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.”

“"Somedays you are the bug. Somedays you are the windshield."???”

“Time flies like the wind, but fruit flys like bananas.”

“"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.

So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.

Explore.

Dream.

Discover."


?Mark Twain”

“I dropped out of the sap of the month culb a long time ago.

Leslie nelson

Like a midget at a urinal, I`m going to have to stay on my toes.

Leslie Nelson, Naked Gun 33 1/3”

“Ooops! It should have beeb club.”

“Alright,, who`s messing with the spelling?

I spelt been right!”