Quote for the Day!

“"what made Milwaukee famous made a loser outta me" Del McCoury”

“Confusious say:

Girls who rides bicycle, peddles @ss all over town

Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have sh!tty time.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.”

“"Wingle Wangle Wongle I dont want to leave the Congo" a dead guy named Dennis”

“Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!”

“Stop it, you're killing me. ROFLMBO”

“We must keep this thread alive. Keep posting everybody”

“Dear Zeus, wont you please let this thread DIE?”

“"ARG! Its at the top of the list again!!!"

-Barlo Mung”

“I will never die. I am imortal. You will never kill me, NEVER! Ha HA HA HA HA.”

“"I would have made a good Pope."

-- Richard Nixon”

“"Put away the fine china, and hide the kids. Tom Terrific is back" me



( yeah Tom, stroke that ego)”

“"We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

--Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)”

“birch wanna stroke it for me....
me”

“Why can't I have some of that fine Chinese poontang?”

“Because...export taxes are too high! LOL!”

“"Do I fight for freedom? Freedom is a word. If I'm going to fight for a single word, that word is going to be poontang."”

“Freedom is just chaos, with better lighting.

--Alan Dean Foster”

“When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.

--Harry S Truman”

“The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

--Hubert H. Humphrey”

“"Wha.. the Fu..??"

"Hey, Who stole my water? I had two gallons of water hanging from this tree"

--Nigal”

“?Sorry son, I had all these groceries and no way to carry them.?

The Guy Who Stole My Bag”

“resist much. obey little
Walt Whitman”

“A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest-a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole nature in its beauty.

Albert Einstein”

“What information consumes is rather obvious: it consumes the attention of its recipients. Hence, a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might consume it.

--Herbert Simon”

“Kleetn posts here every day
about what others do say.
I pray that some crook
will steal his quote book
and throw the damned thing away.”

“"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle."
-Abraham Lincoln

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."
-Gen George Patton”

“What you are, speaks so loudly
I cannot hear what you say.

--Emerson”

“Reporter: How can you shoot women and children?!
Hilo Gunner: Easy! You just don?t lead ?em as much!

Quote from Full Metal Jacket that made me chuckle. Why? I don?t know and I don?t think I want to know either.”

“" OUCH! That metal duct work is sharp. Boy it really is bleeding. Maybe I should go to the clinic (drip drip). What? I cant go back to work. Drat! What not till tuesday after 11am. Double drat! HMMM what to do w/ all this free time?" Me,today”

“"Tell me something... do you need someone or do you need me?... Forget it, I don't care."

Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) to Diane Court (Ione Skye) from the movie 'Say Anything'

"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart....she gave me a pen"

--another great line from the movie”

“Nigel.
"I came to this country to meet fascinating new people, and to kill them."
Same movie”

“"No man ever won a war by dieing for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb !$%& die for his country."

Geo. Patton”

“She's got a body that would make a Bishop kick out a stained glass window!

Unknown

Hyperpacker- Glad that cut didn't hurt your typin' hand! LOL!”

“"...Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up a stain on the mattress... I think yo been cheated!"

Full metal Jacket, Drill Sgt Hartman”

“"She had a body like venus - with arms"
Bonn Scott of AC/DC from "a touch too much"”

“industialist create industry

lazy people create civilization

from some buddhist literature”

“Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.”

“Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.

--David Broder”

“"Dreams
Vision
Values
Strategy
Action


Be strong...and do it."

Sign on a church”

“"sign broken, message inside ->"

Sign on a church”

“Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

--William Dement

(hmmm....do you suppose this is where the word 'demented' comes from?)”

“If you must tell someone you're important,

you're not.

-Margaret Thatcher”

“people with opinions just wander around annoying other people with opinions.

-the buddha”

“When the plane you are on is the late. The one you are connecting with is on time.”

“"The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail. Travel too fast and you will miss all you are traveling for."

- Louis L'Amour”

“thanks, bacpac. perfect quote!”

“"badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges."”

“The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith.

--John Foster Dulles”

“The most important passion of life is the overpowering desire to escape periodically from the strangling clutch of mechanistic civilization. To us the enjoyment of solitude, complete independence, and the beauty of undefiled panoramas, is absolutely essential to happiness. Bob Marshall”

“For this is Wisdom; to love, to live
To take what fate, or the Gods may give.
To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the lips and caress the hair,
Speed passion's ebb as you greet its flow
To have, - to hold - and - in time, - let go!"

Laurence Hope”