Quote for the Day!

“"The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not alack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will"

Vince Lombardi”

“That's what I told my rich aunt. "Put me in that will!"”

“"Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions."

--Antoinette Brown Blackwell”

“Three can keep a secret,
if two of them are dead.

~ Ben Franklin”

“Serendipity is not exclusively predicated upon chance.
Me”

“Life is what happens when your busy making other plans. John Lennon


Today it'd probably read

Life is...when your on the internet.”

“"Beer is proof that God loves us"
Ben Franklin”

“"God is proof that Beer loves us"
Me, after a couple of cases”

“Cases? What? Rad's a lawyer?”

“No, he's a doctor at the local psyche ward.”

“"Beer is proof that God hates us."
Radagast, the day after.”

“"What'd you like Normie?"

"A reason to live. Give me another beer."”

“amen to that, bacpac.”

“If man is not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”

“"He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder."

--M. C. Escher”

“"Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it."

--Anthony J. D'Angelo”

“Hey death march! For interesting replies to your quote, trace this thread back to 7/27/00.

"When the number of posts on a thread is equal to the number of the beast, its time to make another post."”

“Too many piglets, not enough tits.
- Abraham Lincoln”

“If-

If you can dream- and not make dreams your master,

If you can think- and not make thoughts your aim,

If you can meet Triumph and Disaster and treat those impostors just the same,

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken,

Twisted by the knaves to make traps for fools ,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken and stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools.

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, and which is more-- you'll be a Man, my son! R. Kipling.

(I think that is how it went)”

“"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
--George Carlin

"Don't sweat the small stuff."
--some rich writer

"I don't pet the small stuff."
--smart a$$ ex-girlfriend”

“Never go on any adventure where you're the most interesting person.

-somebody's mom”

“"Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun."

--Ruth Westheimer”

“"If you buy the premise, you buy the bit" Johnny Carson

"Goodnight and good sex." Dr. Ruth Westheimer”

“I always had a feeling that my wife was my life-time soul mate but now I know. She heard me crack a bottle open in the kitchen and simply chirped, ?Beer. The other white meat.?

Now I?m sure! I am the luckiest guy in the world!”

“"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from."

--G.W. Bush, Detroit, MI
Sept. 7, 2000”

“Don't wear your underwear on your head. You will look stupid.

- by: lipstick hiker”

“?Doom on you, no-load pus-nuts.?

Cpt. Dick MarMarcinko”

“?????????”

“yeah! what spam said!”

“I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about
Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back
SPAM I am down with the program
Green eggs and spam, Yosemite Spam!
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe.”

“"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher."

--Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, 1862”

“Hey Raddy, shouldn't that be on the "Name that Tune" thread?”

“it was modified to be an 'ode to spam'”

“Spam,

Pick up a copy of ?Rogue Warrior? by Richard Marcinko and the quote will have relevance. You won?t be disappointed.”

“Winter Breath

My breath is all I hear,
No other sound of any kind,
So deep, dark, and clear,
Nothing but my breath I find.

Craig Turner”

“"Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth."

--Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road”

“"I want to be a missileer,
I want to live ina deep dark hole,
I want to be a missileer,
Nuke those Commies till they glow."”

“Come on guys, keep this one going. I think it may have the all time record.”

“pain is inevitable,misery is optional”

“Is that what she told you!”

“ouch!”

“Keeping it going... if only because DM99 is from Indiana...

"What's up, doc?"
(Bugs Bunny)
"What's up, Knight?"
(Bugs Bobby)”

“I didn't tell him that!:0)”

“Benjamin Disraeli: Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.”

“?Pat Buchanan is releasing his new book that discusses how Hitler was misunderstood and really wasn?t that bad of a guy. The book, ?Chicken Soup for the Motherf@cker?s Sole? can be found at your local bookstores Friday.?

Denis Miller”

“ROTFLMMFAO Nigal!!!”

“

My
candle burns at both ends;

It
will not last the night;

But
ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -

It
gives a lovely light!

 

Safe
upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand:

Come
and see my shining palace built upon sand!

 

Edna St. Vincent
Millay  1920

”

“"There must be a renewal of the wisdom that comes with knowing clearly the pain and the pleasure and the risk and the responsibility of being alive in this world."

-- Wendell Berry”

“this will be....”

“post # 700!!”