Quote for the Day!

“damned stoners! lol!!!!”

“"Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences."

--Midori Koto”

“"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule -- and both commonly succeed, and are right."

--H. L. Mencken”

“"Watch my lips -
NO NEW CATSES!"
Sarabelle”

“My former boss is a real prick!

Me”

“"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" DON CORLEONE

"Murders came with smiles,
shooting people was no big deal
for us Goodfellas."
HENRY HILL




"I never lie to any man because I don't fear anyone.
The only time you lie is when you are afraid."
JOHN GOTTI

"This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can
get through life like this and get away with it, hey,
that's great. But its very, very unpredictable. There's
so many ways you can screw it up."
PAUL CASTELLANO”

“"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!"

-Bob MacKenzie”

“"Govenor Bush doesn't need to win this election, I do."

-Al Gore”

“"I don't want to win this election with votes that are ..... misinterpreted."

-Al Gore

I guess Mr. Gore would appreciate it if Johnny Carson donned his 'Carnack' turban and held the ballots to his head to determine who the voters meant to chose.

What a jerk.”

“Ahem, who's the jerk here? Why is the Bush camp so set on stopping the hand count? Wasn't one of the main themes of his campaign "we trust the people"? Apparently people can't be trusted to count ballots, even when done in accordance with the specific set of criteria spelled out under Florida law. It's not a mystical, unregulated process. If the Bush camp had been on their toes, they would have asked for hand recounts in heavily Republican precincts instead of whining and filing lawsuits. And what the hell is this doing on "Quote for the Day"? Sorry.”

“"A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election."

--Bill Vaughan

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

--Winston Churchill”

“"Keep a clean azzhole"
Mr. Natural”

“"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
--Frank Dane

"An honest election, under democracy, is an act of innocence which does not take place more than once in the history of a given nation."
--Jose Marie Gil Robles; Madrid, 1933”

“i like my mob Quotes.”

“"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."

-Josef Stalin”

“"Esli xotite byt' Chkalovymi, to vypolnyajte prizyv nashego vozhdya i uchitelya Stalina: uchites', uchites' i uchites', chtoby dognat' i peregnat' kapitalisticheskij mir, komrade."

-some other Russkie”

“"During the late 20th century the word "liberal" came to mean someone whose copy of the Bill of Rights was missing the Second and Tenth Amendments, and the word "conservative" someone whose copy was missing the First and the Ninth."

--Jon Roland”

“Best quote of the day- "You mean to tell me that those little old ladies in Palm Beach can play 15 Bingo cards simultaneously- but can't punch a ballot!"”

“"This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations."

--George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)”

“"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

--Albert Einstein”

“"My record against Michigan speaks for itself. Obviously, I'm disappointed."

OSU's John Cooper speaking about his record against Michigan.

[sorry, I'm still beaming]”

“"In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule."

--Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil”

“Lord,
Grant me the strength to change that which I can.
The patience to withstand that which I cannot,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

The ends justify the means.”

“"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel"

Samuel Johnson


"The TT supporters of Bush, the usurper of the presidency, can bite my hanging chad"

With warm T-day wishes,

Lee”

“"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family..."

--Berke Breathed”

“If you have only one water bottle, it will surely leak!”

“We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal: That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights: That among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happyness.

Thomas Jefferson”

“If they don't like it, tell them to pound sand up their @$$
~my drill sergeant”

“ARhiker,
Why aren`t you in bed?
Your Dad!”

“well, ain't THAT a humdinger!”

“why`s every body allways picking on me.-------Charlie Brown”

“[To a first-term congressman who wanted wanted excused from voting with the party to satisfy his biggest contributors]
"Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here."

--Texan Sam Rayburn, Speaker of the House, 1950.”

“"As to the unseemly procedures in Florida, Al Gore made this bed, and the American people are going to have to lie in it for a while."

--Wall Street Journal editorial, November 24, 2000”

“" but i wanted to be president, me me me me me me!"

Algore”

“"And what if westward the wall of the woods stands high?
The world lies east: how ample, the marsh and the sea and the sky!"
~Sydney Lanier
From
The Marshes Of Glynn”

“"Try to relax and enjoy the crisis."

--Ashleigh Brilliant”

“"Mirror, mirror on the shelf, boy do I just love myself."

Author unknown.”

“"The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must choose, and in a free will universe I do have a choice."

--Sovereign”

“"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."

--Soren Kierkegaard”

“"post # 790 rules!"

-me”

“"Every now and again take a good look at something not made with hands --a mountain, a star, the turn of a stream. There will come to you wisdom and patience and solace and, above all, the assurance that you are not alone in the world."

--Sidney Lovett”

“"I began to understand that the promises of the world are for the most part phantoms, and that to have faith in oneself and become something of worth and value is the best and safest course."

--Michelangelo, 1475-1564”

“"In this case, there is no credible statistical evidence and no other confident substantial evidence to establish by a preponderance a reasonable probability that the results of the state-wide election in the state of Florida would be different from the result which has been certified by the State Elections Canvassing Commission. The court further finds and concludes the evidence does not establish any illegality, dishonesty, gross negligence, improper influence, coercion or fraud in the balloting and counting processes . . . In conclusion, the court finds the plaintiffs have failed to carry the requisite burden of proof."

-Judge N. Sanders Sauls”

“Meditate.
Live purely. Be quiet.
Do your work with mastery.
Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds!
Shine

--Buddha”

“Few, are the thoughts I have that are mine alone.
Many are the things I`ve guessed about.
The older I get, the less true things I know.
Why is hope, the one thing I hold on to and never seem to have any of?
Why is why, the best question any of us has to ask?

I think they`re my thoughts, but are they?
Big Foot”

“Good post, Big Foot. The wisest rabbis give few answers and ask many questions. It is much more difficult to ask good questions than to give answers.”

“"People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering."

--St. Augustine, 354-430”

“"To the Death!"
"No. To the PAIN!"”

“"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do."

--Joe Walsh”

“"Love the earth and sun and animals,
Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks,
Stand up for the stupid and crazy,
Devote your income and labor to others...
And your very flesh shall be a great poem."

--Walt Whitman”