Quote for the Day!

“Too many times we stand aside
And let the waters slip away
'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow
Has now become today
So don't you sit upon the shoreline
And say you're satisfied
Choose to chance the rapids
And dare to dance the tide...

--Garth Brooks, The River”

“I became insane with intervals of horrible sanity.

-Edgar Allen Poe”

“"Stay outta my doodoo box!"
~Skinny Kenny

"Quit smellin' my butt!"
~Skinny Kenny

"Quit hoggin' the rat!"
~Skinny Kenny

"Get off my sofa!"
~Skinny Kenny

"Quit eatin' my food!"
~Skinny Kenny

"Quit followin' me around!"
~Skinny Kenny”

“"Meow-hiss"
~Skinny Kenny”

“"you killed kenny! you bastards!"
~sarabelle”

“Who are you calling a bastard, bastard?
--DL”

“"Doctor Laura needs a new gig."

--switchback”

“"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift."

--Albert Einstein”

“"Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love
and to work and to play and to look up at the stars."

--Henry Van Dyke”

“"Confronting Liberals with the facts of reality is very much akin to clubbing baby seals. It gets boring after a hile, but because Liberals are so stupid it is easy work."

- Steven M. Barry”

“YOU DA MAN, BACPAC!”

“"The parent who gets down on the floor to play with a child on Christmas Day is usually doing a most remarkable thing -- something seldom repeated during the rest of the year. These are, after all, busy parents committed to their work or their success in the larger society, and they do not have much left-over time in which to play with their children."

--Brian Sutton-Smith”

“"At Christmas I no more desire a rose
Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth;
But like of each thing that in season grows."

--William Shakespeare, Love's Labour Lost”

“" I got so many lawyers waiting to talk to me you'd think I had tobacco leaking ou of my breast implants" Jimmy James”

“"Our former name too often elicited ridicule in the form of derogatory remarks pertaining to the rodent, the TV show 'Leave It to Beaver' and the vulgar reference to the female anatomy."
--President Bette Landman, explaining why Beaver College changed it's name to Arcadia College.

(Not to fear, there's still Ball State!)”

“Yes, Beaver was an all Co-ed school til about twenty five years ago. And what a randy bunch they were!”

“Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.

Unknown”

“"...It is easier to raise a child than to reform an adult..."

Unknown (I don't have her name with me)”

“"in your book'
me
Briar Rabit
Snake legs”

“If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

--Robert X. Cringely”

“"The legitimate object of government is to do for a community of people whatever they need to have done, but cannot do at all, or cannot do so well for themselves, in their seperate and individual capacities."

-Abraham Lincoln”

“Man makes a plan, and God laughs.

Yiddish proverb”

“"There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism... A hyphenated American is not an American at all.... Americanism is a matter of the spirit, and of the soul... The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities, an intricate knot of German-Americans, Irish-Americans, English-Americans, French-Americans... each preserving its separate nationality... The men who do not become Americans and nothing else are hyphenated Americans... There is no such thing as a hyphenated American who is a good American."

-Theodore Roosevelt”

“oh oh.....an anti-hyphenation league
i knew those hyphens in my name would lead to trouble.”

“AAAAWWWWE MAN!!! I just shot Marvin in the face!
-John Travolta (Pulp Fiction)-”

“om, your name has no hyphens. those are... uhhh... pauses.”

“I'm a backpacker-American and I'm proud of it! So there!”

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepair to die.
-Ancient Klingon Proverb

Copy from one, it's plagerism. Corpy from two, it's research.
-Wilson Mizner

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-Mark Twain”

“"Perhaps I'm not as stupid as I am ugly."
--Sarris, Galaxy Quest”

“"I care nothing for a mans creed or his birthplace or descent but I regard him as an unworthy citizen unless he is an American and nothing else."
T.Roosevelt”

“Give a little, get a little.

-Unknown”

“lol rad......i feel less conspicuous now.....

"to live outside the law you must be honest"
bob dylan”

“"I don't go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn't inquire too closely into the case of the tenth. The most vicious cowboy has more moral principle than the average Indian."

--Theodore Roosevelt, non-hyphenated American and nothing else.”

“"The most favorable posthumous history the stay-at-home traitor can hope for is oblivion."

-Ulysses S. Grant”

“kleetn--shouldn't that be 'Theodore Roosevelt, European-American, speaking about the only true non-hyphenated Americans'?
;-)”

“Kill them all, and let god sort them out.

Unknown”

“You cant have a rainbow with out the rain.

You don't want to know”

“I saw this on somebody's homepage.

"If you aren't on the edge, you are taking up to much room."”

“Whales never outgrow their penny loafers.

Mel”

“"Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe."

--Robert Service”

“0x2B | ~0x2B

Hamlet”

“It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Zork I”

“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson”

“"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously"

-Chomsky”

“If you can't be a good example, be a terrible reminder.”

“"You just came in here and told us you were going to do something that we would all enjoy. Don't you think that we would like to go to the Smokies with you?"

-My Wife speaking for her and my son when told of my upcoming plans. They wouldn't be able to go anyway(school)”

“Boy, you`ll never amount to a tinker`s damn!
My Dad

Good, then I won`t have to do much to ever make you happy, will I?
Me”

“Boy, talking to you is like talking to a fence post.
My Dad

If you could only hear what I`m thinking right now!
Me”

“"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn."

--Alvin Toffler”

“?There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.?

E.L. Kersten”