“"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."

-- Boss Tweed”

“I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle”

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

--Napoleon Bonaparte”

“Animals are such agreeable frieds- they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

- George Eloit

I love this one!!!!”

“Most animals are agreeable fried. They're pretty good stewed, too.”

“"I guess the next thing we're going to hear is that the sailors told him to wear the flight suit and prance around on the aircraft carrier."
-- Gen. Wesley K. Clark regarding 'bannergate'”

“When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and asked whether he could do anything for the famed teacher, Diogenes replied: 'Only stand out of my light.' Perhaps some day we shall know how to heighten creativity. Until then, one of the best things we can do for creative men and women is to stand out of their light.

John W. Gardner (1912 - )”

“Ever since Justice has been blindfolded she has never been able to see if the scales ever balance.”

“F- everything today.

Mrschili36”

“F- everything today.

Mrschili36"

I agree.......”

“Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-Russell Baker”

“CMB Jr. born within 2 years, terror alert orange - 4:1

Buddha Bear
04:16:30 PM
11/04/03”

“"F- everything today.
Mrschili36"


cottonsocks
02:48:28 PM
11/04/03

uh oh.”

“"Life is a hypocrite if I can't live the way it moves me!"

-Christopher Fry-”

“Life is not like like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow....”

“"....they pass no criticisms." -he obviously never had a cat.”

“Chili I need one today!”

“Oh, the fun I could have...


sigh....”

“Dont even think about it bp.”

“"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there,
is he still wrong?"”

“Of course he is still wrong! Whats wrong with you?”

“"Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours."

-Swedish Proverb”

“I have one for you!

Right from my mother's mouth.

"If you play, you gonna pay" and
"no necking, cause one thing leads to another"

There are dedicated to the two Indiana sweeties. LOL”

“"You all suck; I'm going back to Texas!"

G. Dubya”

“Actually, tilt, I think that one was already used.

When Davy Crockett was defeated for Congress in Tennessee, he reportedly said...

"You can all go to hell, I'm going to Texas".


Famous last words.”

“Indeed --”

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

--Jimi Hendrix (1942-1970) American Musician, Guitarist, Singer, Songwriter”

“He who wishes to secure the good of others, has already secured his own.

-Confucius”

“time to show those evil spuds what's what

Devo”

“Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.

--Mahatma Gandhi”

“'I don't go into the woods to "rough it"; I go into the woods to "smooth it". I get it rough enough in the city.'

Horace Kephart, 'Camping and Woodcraft'; 1917”

“'I don't go into the woods to "rough it"; I go into the woods to "smooth it". I get it rough enough in the city.'

Horace Kephart, 'Camping and Woodcraft'; 1917”

“That echo took a long time to bounce back, gremlin.”

“

A LOT

Ewker”

“Cicero’s Six Mistakes of Man (according to Arthur F. Lenehan):
1. The delusion that individual advancement is made by crushing others
2. The tendency to worry about things that cannot be changed or corrected
3. Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it
4. Refusing to set aside trivial preferences
5. Neglecting development and refinement of the mind and not acquiring the habit of reading and studying
6. Attempting to compel other persons to believe and live as we do.
Found on http://www.josephsoninstitute.org/”

“"Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being."

-Kahlil Gibran, "The Voice of the Poet"”

“'We shall not cease from exploration,
And the end of all our exploring,
Will be to arrive at where we started,
And know the place for the first time.'
T.S. Eliot”

“The truest mark of being born with great qualities is being born without envy.

-Francois De La Rochefoucauld”

“True beauty consists in purity of heart.

-Mahatma Gandhi”

“Hey! Only one thought for the day per person, darlin.”

“I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.

Oliver Wendell Holmes”

“Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964)”

“Your dress should be tight enough to prove that you are a woman, butloose enough to prove that you are a lady.
-Edith Head”

“Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.

Norman Vincent Peale (1898 - 1993)”

“Chili, thanks for the quote today. That one hit home to me :(”

“Glad I could help, ewker.”

“Nearly all men can stand adversity. But if you want to test a man's character, give him power.


— Abraham Lincoln”

“Without risk, faith is an impossibility.

-Soren Kierkegaard”

“The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

- George Bernard Shaw”

“"He who pays the piper calls the tune."

Leo Lutwak, M.D.
Former FDA Reviewer


(FRONTLINE)”