Quote for the Day!

“Truth is stranger than friction.”

“Reports that say something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know,"
"We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

Donald Rumsfeld - commenting last year about the hunt for WMD's in Iraq...”

“No slur on the south there. Just sounded good with the triple talk thing...”

“"Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.

Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC), On Friendship, 44 B.C."
chili36
08:43:58 AM
12/01/03”

“I posted this quote on Nov 17, and I see that your wording is slightly different from mine. I got my lines from a theatre company's advertisement for a TBA event; I don't like to misquote, so I appreciate your fuller quote. Please, what was your source?”

“It's on CNN.com. Here's the link:

Rummy”

“I didn't see the title above your post at first, and I was wondering "WTF is TreeBeard talking about? Is Rumsfeld from the South? GREAT. Don't we already have enough troubles without THAT??"

LOL”

“Thanks, Treebeard

Here's a quote I like:

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.

Francis Cardinal Spellman”

“Drink like there won't be any beer tomorrow.”

“I agree with Lobo.”

“Hike like you have no where else to be and all day to get there.”

“Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.

--Carl Jung”

“"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance."

-- Plato (427-347 B.C.)


"Plato was a bore."

-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)


"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."

-- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)


"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."

-- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)


"Hemingway was a jerk."

-- Harold Robbins (1916-1997)”

“That's great , Tilt!”

“Now that Robbins has 'bitten the big one,' I need a quote about Him to continue the series... LOL”

“It is always those who are ready who suffer in delays.

Dante Aligieri”

“I am going to have to bet someones a$$!!

-Mrschili36”

“"I never set out to be a businessman. I just wanted to have fun, #&%!$ chicks and do drugs."
-- Ozzy Osbourne”

“Oh..... "BET someone's a$$".... Okay, I get it now.




I think.”

“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.

Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)”

“Cool!


8p”

“Damn, he only lived to be 45!!”

“"If I hated my boss I would find another job."
bacpac
12:53:43 PM
12/09/03
ignore this user

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"Are you self employed, Bacpac?"
Treebeard
12:54:47 PM
12/09/03
ignore this user

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point made!”

“Haha,.. very good”

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "Last Chance to See"”

“from today's InformationWeek Daily...


"The problem with new experiences is that they're so rarely the
ones you choose."

-- Calvin, of the lamentably absent "Calvin & Hobbes"”

“soooo true”

“If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

--Bruce Barton”

“I thought they give kids Ridlen to take that away?”

“Is that anything like rid-ex?

(or mebbe you mean ritalin?)”

“"And if I do this radio show, I'm going to try to do it drug-free."

-- Al Franken talking about a 3-hour per day show he plans to do on the all-liberal radio network”

“Notice the "try" part of Al's quote....
Dewd the guy is already is doing or has done drugs....LOL”

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny".

-Isaac Asimov”

“"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

- Jacques Chirac, President of France”

“Was that a joke Nigal? He didnt REALLY say that. Hah!”

“Yes, he did.”

“That's funny. He wasn't lying. Look at Frances track record over the past 100 years.”

“War is always a failure to resolve a situation peacefully, Airheads.






"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities."

-- Theodor Seuss Geisel”

“If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair.

Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)”

“I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car."

-Bob Marley (1977)”

“...so, I have some fun quotes for you today:

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pen!s, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams



You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.


-- Richard Jeni (On going to war over religion)

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry

"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'" - Richard Jeni”

“Peace is always beautiful
-Walt Whitman”

“Only the dead have seen the end of wars.

-Plato”

“Dorothy: "If you haven't got a brain, how do you talk?"

Scarecrow: "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."”

“"My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's
the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be
sort of surprised what there is to be found once
you go beyond 'z' and start poking around."

~ Theodor Seuss Geisel”

“"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III”

“"Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
Napolean Bonaparte”

“"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

George W Bush”

“I like the Kabbler one!

"Democracy is the theory that holds that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."

H.L. Mencken”

“"I found that it was all right to have Martians saying things Democrats and Republicans could never say."

-- Rod Serling”