Quote for the Day!

“Most people don't know what they really want - but they're sure they haven't got it.

Alfred E. Newman”

“Mr. Poops, you're a joke.”

“LOL”

“"The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."

Words of wisdom from our leader...George W. Bush”

“It is nice to be noticed but not by a sniper.”

“That's a good one”

“"Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation profoundly affecting the roots of human spirit."

-Ansel Adams”

“"Hollywood's a great place ---- if you're a grapefruit."

-- Anon.”

“Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.”

“I always like cream cheese in my cherry pie.

Nigal
10:15:29 AM
01/07/04”

“Print is dead. I collect spores, molds and fungus.

-Egon Spengler”

“I think all food should be served at room temperature, that way it'll never be too hot or too cold to eat. And if you want soup or ice cream, well you'll just have to adjust the thermostat.”

“The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible.

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)”

“Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964)”

““We wanna put the nail in Limp Bizcut’s coffin! Phuck Limp Bizcut and phuck Fred Durst and phuck all that wigger shlt!

-Zack Wylde of Black Label Society”

“"If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through!"

General Melchett”

“Brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution
Lemme tell ya something...

In the beginging there was pleasure and it was good.
And four bars and seven drinks ago, in order to form a more perfect Las Vegas
We the weird.. mushroom gobbeling army of insanity
with one nation under Dino do solemely pledge:

I pleasurelegience to Tom Jones, Drinking and Gambling,
to Fornication, Hallucination, to visit the Holy City at least Once a Year,
Lead us not unto Wayne Newton, and deliver us from Michael Bolton.

I pleasuraparo to solemley swear
to go forth, skip work, sleep late
and make pleasure on the planet.
I'm a pleasure Baron, let the drinking begin!!!

-- The Pleasurelegiance”

“The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!

--Henry Ward Beecher”

“And, as long as I posted this on the Bob Marley thread, I think I will post it here too. From a Jamaican Bush Doctor:


"Some mon deal wit' information. An' some mon deal wit' the concept of truth. Then, some mon deal wit' magic. Information flow all around ya. The truth, it come right at ya. But, magic, it flow right through ya!"”

“May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.
-Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)”

“"Time is fun ,when your having flies!" I dont know who said it.”

“"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
–Lily Tomlin”

“We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)”

“There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness.

Franz Kafka (1883 - 1924)”

“KAFKA, that cockroach....”

“"Pass me that pitcher"


Q
1/15/04 9:30 pm”

“"How very 'wilderness' of you."

"Q"
Star Trek: NextGen”

“HA!

I miss that show.....”

“John Delancie, what a damn nutcase, LOL”

“"Pass me that pitcher"
"Pass me that Goldschlager"
"Pass me a Heiny"

Q
1/15/04 9:30 pm
1/15/04 9:31 pm
1/15/04 9:32 pm”

“"If I only knew then what I know now"
~obviously said by someone OLD”

“I did not do drugs with that housekeeper.”

“
And of the Cannibals that each other eat,
The Anthropophagi and men whose heads
Do grow beneath their shoulders.

"Othello"
Othello Act i. Sc. 3.
Wm.Shakespeare (1564–1616)
”

“"Never before in the history of this nation, has a president of the United States taken such a firm stand, as he did tonight, against - gonorrhea."
-- Walter Cronkite on Bush's 2004 State of the _disUnion Address.”

“Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.

Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD)”

“"Some people read porn to get off; we read maps."

~Scorchy to Calmwater in EMS”

“"I was impressed with the potential positive relationship
between grandparents and grandchildren, so I chose an elderly character."

-- Bob Keeshan”

“The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.

Francis Maitland Balfour”

“early to bed, early to rise makes a man or women miss the night life


Morphine 2004”

“My toughest fight was with my first wife.

--Muhammad Ali”

“"There comes a time when deceit and defiance must be seen for what they are. At that point, a gathering danger must be directly confronted."
-- Vice President Dick Cheney”

“I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but
I don't always agree with them.

-- George Bush”

“That would be the subsequent George Bush, I take it?”

“"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
"Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.

('Love and Death') — Woody Allen”

“Very good! And remember; Love is grand, divorce is 60 to 70 grand!”

“LOL! that reminds me:

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." Brendan Francis”

“"Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide."
-- John Adams”

“"Cigar, Monica?"

-- William Jefferson Clinton”

“"I slept better in a Hanoi prison cell knowing that George Bush was keeping the coast of Texas safe."
-John McCain”

“LOL Dunadan - how sad... George Bush wasn't even minding business on the Texas coast.”