Quote for the Day!

“Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.

~John Muir”

“"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

-Albert Camus”

“First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.

Thomas a Kempis (1380 - 1471), 1420”

“"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."

-- Big Dog”

“'But, Mark, there are so many ways to lose your life besides dying.' Jenkins, Mark; 'The Hard Way'

'I fled to the wilderness this time as always to escape the anxiety and tedium and heartbreak of trying to live like a normal person.' Sundeen, Mark; 'Who You Want to Run With'”

“my wife and I were trying to get going the other night..I tell ya nothing was working, I finally looked at her and said, WHATS THE MATTER can't imagine anyone either?


Rodney Dangerfield.”

“Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy. Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
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““If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living”

--Henri Poincare”

“WOW what a beautiful day in November, the sun is out the rain has passed...everyone is smiling and waving except that one guy in the building up there.

John F Kennedy on his ride through Dallas.”

“That's rough, XL, but the Shakespears in the Park one is a hoot. What movie is it from?”

“Naked Gun ...one of them...they all run together.

If you ever watch the special on Leslie Nielson he tells of how one of his directors in a SERIOUS movie kept breaking up. The guy said "There is something about the way you look serious that makes it look like you aren't buying any of this stuff."


And since you liked the JFK line....

here is another one. (Remember the basketball advertisement for McDonalds)

"Okay, out the window, across the street, over the grassy knoll, through the Governor, NOTHING BUT HEAD." - Lee Harvey Oswald.
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“Henri Nouwen:

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.”

“Everyday ask yourself the question, "Do I want to experience Peace of Mind or do I want to experience Conflict?"

--Gerald Jampolsky”

“"Worse than traitors in arms are the men who pretend loyalty to the flag, feast and fatten on the misfortunes of the Nation while patriotic blood is crimsoning the plains of the South and their countrymen moldering the dust."

A.Lincoln”

“They liked that word, "moldering", back then, didn't they?”

“Compassion is the basis of all morality.

Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 - 1860)”

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

--John Wooden”

“"Honi soit qui mal y pense"
(shame upon him who thinks evil of it)

-- motto of the Order of the Garter”

“"They spend all day every day grubbing in the dirt, and that means they are peasants, doesn't it?"

"Yes, but they seem to think that if they live in a village, that makes them townsmen."

-- David and Leigh Eddings, "Belgarath the Sorcerer"”

“I think these difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how infinitely rich and beautiful life is in every way and that so many things that one goes around worrying about are of no importance whatsoever.

--Isak Dinesen”

“I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

--Agatha Christie”

“chili - Agathy Christie was "the woman" but that's pretty dark.

Did you happen to catch the PBS show the other night? Or am I, as usual, off topic?”

“No, but that is dark?”

“Canadian money has colours because ...


















Canadian beer has alcohol.”

“"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)”

“Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. Make all your friends feel there is something in them. Look at the sunny side of everything. Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best. Be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give everyone a smile. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others. Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.

--Christian D. Larsen (Creed for Optimists)”

“Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.

~~Mahatma Gandhi”

“"No Matter How Good She Looks, Some Other Guy Is Sick And Tired Of Putting Up With Her sch!t."

Men's Room, Linda's Bar And Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
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“Slap your wrist and say, 'Bad Chili, bad Chili.'”

“LOL, sometimes I just have to sin a little.”

““"No Matter How Good She Looks, Some Other Guy Is Sick And Tired Of Putting Up With Her sch!t."

LMAO! So true!”

“Here's to the women we love!
Here's to the women who love us!
But the women we love,
aren't the ones who love us,
so f*** the women LET'S DRINK TO US!

~ some thing we always said in college right before a chug”

“Hell, yeah!”

“If it has T!ts or Tires its gonna cost ya”

“Tires are cheaper than tits.”

“yup, got that right.
kinda confusing why we burn up our tires to get the attention af the former, so we can spend even more to make them bigger. Oh phuk it! I'm going gay! LOL!”

“Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. Be patient and understanding. Life is too short to be vengeful or malicious.

--Phillips Brooks”

“There are 2 rules to life:

1. Alcohol solves ALL problems

2. If you have a problem, see rule 1.”

“But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken.

~~Pedro Calderon de la Barca”

“I have given you Peace in our time -

(LOL fill in the name).”

“"Dinner is for suckers."

-- J.Seinfeld”

“"In a land of addicts, the apothecary rules."

-- Polgara, David&Leigh Eddings.”

“I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!

~~Louise Bogan”

“A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.

~~Barbra Streisand (1942 - )”

“God has put something noble and good into every heart, His hand created.

Mark Twain”

“Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.

--Marcus Aurelius Antoninus--”

“First, I plan to soil myself. Then, I plan to regroup and think out the next move. Any thoughts?

Austin Powers. IMM”

“Warning, if you are breaking the law, be careful what you keep in your house.

http://www.break.com/index/major_drug_bust.html”

“Seen on a bumper sticker:

"May God be with you on your noble quest for a clue"”

“AMEN le Subtil...I LOVE IT!”