Quote for the Day!

“What's another word for thesaurus?

-Steven Wright (1955 - )”

“"Let's be clear: the work of science has nothing whatever to do with consensus. Consensus is the business of politics. Science, on the contrary, requires only one investigator who happens to be right, which means that he or she has results that are verifiable by reference to the real world. In science consensus is irrelevant. What is relevant is reproducible results. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus."

Michael Crichton”

“If 4 out of 5 people Suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that one enjoys it?
- George Carlin”

“We need to teach the next generation of children from Day One that they are responsible for their lives. Mankind's greatest gift, also its greatest curse, is that we have free choice. We can make our choices built from love or from fear.

--Elizabeth Kubler-Ross”

“It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

E.L.Kersten, Ph.D.
Despair, Inc.”

“"The candidates that can't face Fox News can't face Al Qaeda."


Roger Ailes”

“Here's a better one

Nevertheless, the Normandy campaign reminds us that war is by nature horrific, fraught with foolish error - and only won by the side that commits the least number of mistakes. Our grandfathers knew that. So they pressed on as best they could, convinced that they needn't be perfect, only good enough, to win.

Victor Davis Hanson

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2007/06/the_other_dday.html”

“Get to work.”

“
Where the Sidewalk Ends

There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.

Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

-- Shel Silverstein

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“"I'm not drunk...lets do shots."

My wife at dinner tonight.”

“Bottoms up!”

“
I wore my teeth in my hands
So I could mess the hair of the night

--Lou Reed

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“We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

--Ambrose Bierce”

“don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Bill Cosby (1937 - )”

“Didn't Rome burn because Nero was too busy sprinkling sacred rosewater on his cat? I'm sure I read that somewhere.

-- Mark Morford”

“Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.

--Hubert Humphrey”

“This one is for the fuego crowd.

"Common ground is the strictest taboo for the self-righteous mentality that feeds on the invigorating energy of having an opponent."
-Stephen Haines”

“Convictions cause convicts.

Principia Discordia, page 00054”

“"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Hillary Clinton”

“Your Grace honors my house more than my house can endure.

          Thomas More to Henry VIII
          (Paul Scofield to Robert Shaw)
          A Man For All Seasons (1966)”

“Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day, only one day, of modern warfare.

--Peter Ustinov”

“QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I don't mind coming to work,
but that eight hour wait to
go home is rough"”

“When we tug on a single thing in Nature, we find it attached to everything else.

John Muir (1838—1914)”

“that sounds dirty”

“"I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink."

Richard Burton”

“"Water ? Never touch the stuff ! Fish #&%!$ in it."

WC Fields.”

“
I heard Django and I said, "I might as well sell shoes!".

—Les Paul (1915 - )

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“I don't sneer at dandelions.

- Lady Bird Johnson (1912 - 2007) to Charles Kuralt”

“Because everything we say and do is the length and shadow of our own souls, our influence is determined by the quality of our being.

--Dale Turner”

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. The world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

President Dwight Eisenhower”

“It's always darkest just before dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.”

“Stovie....you sure are being bad today!!”

“Girls love bad boys.”

“Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone."

--C. S. Lewis,
Irish author


This is fitting for me today....”

“There is no test quite like the erosion of time for finding out whether you really want to do something

Colin Fletcher”

“A good one Ewker.
Thanks”

“meangreen, I liked it to. It really hits home on a lot of things”

“"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)”

“Aha!! she cried as she waved her wooden leg skyhighward till the air was filled with splinters.

- MaryPhyl's Grandfather”

“WTH do you find such stuff? LOL!”

“There were a couple of quotations on a prehistoric thread.  Now where MP's Grandfather got that... Gawd Only Knows, LOL

uh oh.... Look out”

“Lately my motto is to try to live today with the hindsight I will have tomorrow.”
Ruby
5:04:06 PM
7/22/07”

“Nobody knows noses like Neosenephrin.

-Howard Cosell Clone”

“
Agnosco veteris vestigia flammae.

-Virgil (Aeneid 4.23)


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“"The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful." lol

bumber sticker I saw yesterday”

“Can't beat the Classics!”

“
All solutions are available electronically.

    International Earth Rotation Service (IERS)
    Bulletin A: Rapid Earth Orientation Data

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““Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Monty Python”

“
I hold up my hand,
I'm just trying to get my baby to understand
See, my baby don't love me no more,
All because somebody hoodoo'd the hoodoo man

Sonny Boy Williamson
http://www.luckymojo.com/hoodoohistory.html

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