Quote for the Day!

“I'll bet the hot monkey never has to pay for a drink or a speeding ticket.

-Joel McHale (1971 - )”

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Turn On The Bubble Machine.
God, is that a cheap bubble-machine!

-Frank Zappa (1940-1993)

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"Whether ours shall be a government of laws and not of men is now for Congress and ultimately the American people."

-Archibald Cox (1912-2004)

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“This is a good one:


We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend."

--Robert Louis Stevenson,
Scottish novelist and poet”

“BRAVO!!!”

“from Greys Anatomy last night..Meredith Grey.. "Sometimes the most important history is the history we are making today".”

“You know you're a Deep Sky person when you consider Jupiter 'light pollution'.

-Randy Muller”

“If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown”

“Hyway..do you have a dog?”

“Hard work must be balanced with fun and
irresponsibility.

My Postman”

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All things are in flux.

-Heraclitus  (c. 500 B.C.E.)

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“God's original plan was hanging out with naked vegetarians in a garden!”

“I’m so hungry I could eat the   a s s h o l e   out of a skunk.

--Floyd Perkins




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“
If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less.

--Eric K. Shinseki

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“"mama says 'stupid is as stupid does'."
-- Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump"”

“When you make a mistake, admit it.   If you don't, you only make matters worse.

      -- Ward Cleaver”

“Ain't that the truth............Ward?”

“I'm going to find a way to work the line about the skunk into casual conversation.

I've got a few new Aunt Esther quotes too, if you feel you're up to it.... you ol' fish-eyed fool.



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“
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.

--Walt Disney

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A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful implanted in the human soul.

--Johann Wolfgang Goethe

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“I always find that statistics are hard to follow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable. ~ Mrs. Robert A. Taft

The one I'd heard, but never attributed to anyone was, "I have a hard time remembering all the facts and figures about this town, but I can confidently tell any visitor that if you were to lay all our virtuous, chaste and sanctimonious women in this town end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."”

“Beauty ---”

“"It's Been On Of Those Days!”

“The language denotes the man. A coarse or refined character finds its expression naturally in a coarse or refined phraseology.
- Christian Nestell Bovee”

“If a man could mount to Heaven and survey the might universe, his admiration of its beauties would be much diminished unless he had someone to share in his pleasure.
Cicero
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“Maybe ... because, ... there's Godzilla in all of us.

Godzilla 2000”

“hmmmm...verrrry interesting!”

“Starting a quarrel is like breaching a dam; so drop the matter before a dispute breaks out.

Proverbs 17:14
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“"breaching a dame"?
Sounds "dirty". ;-)”

“Oh Bother!!!”

“"Mr. Bubble gets you so clean your mother won't know you." (1963)”

“Gotta love it

QUOTE OF THE DAY .. MAYBE OF THE YEAR

"Hillary tried to get a million dollars for the Woodstock museum. I understand it was a major cultural and pharmaceutical event. I couldn't attend. I was tied up at the time." - John McCain”

“"To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture. Enjoy, sir, your insensibility of feeling and reflecting. It is the prerogative of animals. And no man will envy you these honors, in which a savage only can be your rival and a bear your master." Thomas Paine

The whole letter is at:
http://www.constitution.org/tp/amercrisis06.htm”

“is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture

Strange analogy, since the second one is done daily to thousands, I guess he thinks administering medicine to the dead is effective?”

“It means that it is futile Sarge. Pointless.”

“This used to be a cool thread.”

“good job, fuegheads”

“Sass, I know what it is supposed to mean, but like I said, the analogy is absurd. It's a fact that atheists convert often by hearing the gospel. Even if you're not a Christian, just ask some Christians who, when they converted, did not hear the gospel, you won't hear to many. Happens to thousands of people each day.
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“Take it up with Thomas Paine.”

“Now I see why people who quote Paine skip the scripture part, I just thought it better not to distort what Paine said. I was thinking more of his implication that Scripture was a truth that atheists were oblivious to. The letter is a very entertaining put down of General Howe.”

“Medicine for Dead People....okay so the whole Defib of flat lined patients, with the associated meds that we give to these "technically dead" patients is useless..uM wow I sure have blown it a few times huh? (LOL)”

“I was thinking more of his implication that Scripture was a truth that atheists were oblivious to.

The emphasis on the analogy was that they can't be converted by it.”

“I'm fairly sure atheists would be oblivious to scripture whether anyone else thought it was true or not.

And it truly depends on the source and their delivery.  Some people professing religion are simply bad for business.”

“then again, they may be atheist because that's what their parents taught them and never heard the word preached by a believer. They could go ape #&%!$ Christian, kind of like the opposite of a preacher's daughter gone away to college on their own for the first time ;)”

“Well.... good luck with that.



Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

–Milton Berle”

“
Nobody writes jokes in base 13.

---Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

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“The fact of the matter is, we all want to bribe a politician.  We all thought it'd take a Mercedes or a Porsche. Nobody knew you could buy a politician for the cost of a used riding lawn mower.

--Mr. Whitekeys”

“I was once walking through the forest alone and a tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.

--Steven Wright (1955-)”

“If it fell on him would he have heard his own scream?”

“It whacked him on the head and he didn't hear a thing ----

This would explain some other things, also.”