Quote for the Day!

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“
Where are the CHICKS, man?

    – Brother Theodore

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“I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.


~~Jeremy London”

“Oh hell, I didn't realize I was logged in as NGB when I posted the quote. Oh, well.”

“Ha!   I thought there was something a little 'off' about that,   LOL

Yeah, there was an independent film on SC Public TV the other night with all this archive footage of Brother Theodore. I remember him on the Letterman show back in the bad old days. I thought he was pretty weird back then but I had No Idea....   LMAO”

“Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy -- because we will always want to have something else or something more.

~~Brother David Steindl-Rast”

“
About the only thing wrong with cucumbers
is that they are not made of bacon.

      – Theo Gray

”

“t*lt's mind is so deep.”

“
A hatchet is a very useful tool but it's really lousy for parting your hair.

        – Reverend Mike Young

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“"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

-attributed to Sir Winston Churchill”

“
Yessiree, bob-tail cat!

       – Hugh Walter Humphrey

”

“C'mon icecream.

Cheech Marin”

“"I feel comfortable his choice will be as good as his cabinet selections."

- Sen. Harry Reid on Barack Obama's Supreme Court nominee”

“'The things that make us happy make us wise.'

John Crowley; Little, Big

I wish I had found this when I was still steaching. I would have posted it in my class and in my office just to pi$$ off the prix. They got me in the end, BTW.”

“
I could’ve conquered Europe — all of it!
But I had women in my life!

    – Henry II
      (Peter O’Toole)
      The Lion In Winter (1968)

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““Don’t lie. That way you don’t have to remember what you said.””

“"To cherish and stimulate the activity of the human mind, by multiplying the objects of enterprise, is not among the least considerable of the expedients, by which the wealth of a nation may be promoted."
--Alexander Hamilton, Report on Manufactures, December 1791”

“"Freedom had been hunted round the globe; reason was considered as rebellion; and the slavery of fear had made men afraid to think. But such is the irresistible nature of truth, that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing."
--Thomas Paine, Rights of Man, 1791”

“Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

— Robert Frost”

“
Piggy was in a very foul mood for the rest of the day and when a new boy came up at recess to play, Piggy sidled up to him and asked gruffly:

‘What’s your name?” to which the impudent new kid replied, “PUDDIN ‘N’ TAME, ast me agin an’ I’ll tell you the same!” and then there was a fight.

 “The King Of Boyville”
  Mark Twain

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“
Survival kit contents check.
In them you will find….

One forty-five caliber automatic,
Two boxes of ammunition,
Four days' concentrated emergency rations,
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills,
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible,
One hundred dollars in rubles,
One hundred dollars in gold,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
One issue of prophylactics,
Three lipsticks,
Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!!


    – Major T.J. ‘King’ Kong, USAF
      (Slim Pickens)
      Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

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“
Farther out than inevitable,
Halloween be thy game
Sky King is come, and Wilma's done,
Uncertain as it is uneven
Give us this day hors d'oevres in bed,
And forgive those who have dressed up against us
For wine is the shingle,
And amor,
And a story for your father.

All Right!!


      – John Hartford

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“"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson”

“"Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our ass."
-Mechel de Montaigne”

“Why are you sitting on a twenty foot toilet?

--Mrs. Montaigne
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“#&%!$ or get off the pot...

'32oz”

“"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."


~~~~~ Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931 - 2005 ~~~~~”

“Love thy neighbor as thyself.

--God”

“Yeah now, the sun goes slidin cross the water
Sailboats they go searchin for the breeze
Salt air it aint thin
It can stick right to your skin and make you feel fine
Makes you feel fine

---Jimmy Buffett”

“AHEM

http://www.dallascriminaldefenselawyerblog.com/2007/12/quote_of_the_day_cs_lewis.html

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. ”

“"Freedom for all and damn the ideologies"
-Jeffers”

“Sounds like somebody has turned on the 'Morl Majority'.

Can a resurgence of Morl Relativsm be far behind?”

“Sadly Tilt I will never be able to compete with you liberals on that area.”

“Buy a clue.”

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

I find it rather interesting, and somewhat ironic, that XL would post this.

Read it close and think it through.”

“
Why is Minnesota so windy?   Because the
Dakotas blow and Wisconsin sucks.

  – Al Franken

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“A very gentle older Texas lady was driving
across a high bridge in Texas one day.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed

a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead;
I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo ..."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead
and jump, you dumb Yankee.''”

“*guffaw*”

“Nothing the right fears more than the fear itself might dissapate.”

“"Those what cannot remedy the past can pretend to repeal it"
- Howland Owl, in Pogo”

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.”

“Nothing in this wicked world is permanent; not even our troubles.

A. Einstein”

“Lewis Black on turning corn into ehtanol: 'If you find your country turning food into fuel, your country is in the middle of a f*cking nervous breakdown.'

'Women give us the silent treatment. They think it's a punishment. (Jimmy Carr)”

“'Women give us the silent treatment. They think it's a punishment. (Jimmy Carr)”

Golden”

“[img]“America is a place where entertainers and athletes are mistaken for important people.” Robert A. Heinlein.[/img]”

““Keep in mind that artists draw critics like a magnet picks up iron shavings.”
chili36”

“ Francis Goya - Song Of The Volga Boatman Found at bee mp3 search engine”

“Isoroku Yamamoto's sleeping giant is coming awake again.”