“
�. before I have to kick your ass back to Munchkinland.

� � Jenny Johnson / G-girl
� � (Uma Thurman)
� � My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

”

“Ann Margret: My engine is whistling.
Elvis: I don't blame it.”

“"It doesn't matter whether inaccurate information is intentionally or accidentally put in our paths, we have the obligation to know that something is accurate before we repeat it. And it doesn't matter whether the slander is directed at friends or enemies." John Tartaro.”

“
If you give up drinking, smoking and wild women,
you don't live longer. It just seems longer.

� Anon.

”

“�Accuse others of what you do.�
�Vladimir Ilyich Lenin”

“moonbat lover”

“*waves* @ nigal”

“
Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended.

� Benjamin Franklin

”

“Too bad there isn't a way to just fry the great-grandchildren of people who talk the coalmining industry line. Everybody loses, unfortunately.
Tilt”

“We all need to understand Tilty had a very traumatic incident as a child.

His mother was getting on the bus to go to the "free clinic" to get checked and someone made a nasty comment about how ugly he was. So his mother began fuming. The bus driver asked her what was wrong and she explained,"That man just said my baby was ugly."

The bus driver tried to consle her,"Tell you what you go give him a piece of your mind...and hey I will hold your monkey for you."”

“*snicker*”

“It's like poking a stick into a silly libblie ant hill of hate, baume. LOL
Stovie
4:14:50 PM
4/20/09”

“This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.”

“speaking of perverts”

“







”

“
I don�t mean to make light of this, because I felt awesome responsibility, but as I said to someone�it may not be a great analogy, but once you�re boiling in oil, it doesn�t make much difference.

� Henry Paulson

”

“
�Some creeps just can't keep their #&%!$ on fuego. What a POS.�

Stovie
12:46:37 PM
9/05/09
ignore this user

”

“*snicker*
T*lt is SO easy.”

“
�Some creeps just can't keep their #&%!$ on fuego. What a POS.�

Stovie
12:46:37 PM
9/05/09
ignore this user

”

“"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat”

“I love this line:

I found it very unusual, just to know that you could come up with a potato rake in the middle of the afternoon when your in the middle of a fight,"says Bullock.

So sayeth the coroner.





Here's the article:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=144601&catid=82”

“spoken like true jizz eater”

“Watching carrots die gets old fast. The world will have to stay a lousy place.

Guy who believes things posted by guys on the internet”

“
In those days I was essentially the only theoretical physicist there, whence things were not so easy for me, because I started mentioning entropy, but this was not quite fashionable, since it was regarded as a mathematical spook.

� � � � Max Planck

”

“I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.

~~Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)”

“"Amen, brother!"
-Dunadan 9/17/09”

“
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down


"For Hawking, the turtle story is one of two accounts of the nature of the universe; he asserts that the turtle theory is patently ridiculous, but admits that his own theories may be just as ridiculous. "Only time will tell", he concludes."

”

“Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
Albert Einstein”

“
A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.

� Anon.

”

“TODAY’S FOOD QUOTE
“I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.”
Julia Child (1912-2004)”

“
Save The Liver!

� � JC

”

“TODAY’S FOOD QUOTE
“If you are what you eat and you don't know what you're eating, do you know who you are?”
Claude Fischler (2004) Sociologist with the French National Center for Scientific Research”

“
Here�s a oldie but a goodie�..


Dracula wasn�t feeling well. Odd Things were happening to his body so
he went to see the Doc. After the exam they sat down to talk.

�So where are you living, now?� the doctor asked.

�For almost a year I�ve been camped out in the basement of a home for
unwed mothers,� Drac replied.

�Well that explains it! The high serum estrogen in the pregnant girls is
causing you to lose your male sex characteristics� That�s why your
butt is getting bigger, your dick is shrinking and you�re growing tits!�


�You are what you eat, Count!�



from
�The Adventures of Dr. Ann Atomic�
Isaac Asimov�s Science Fiction Magazine, circa 1978

”

“lol....cute!!!!”

“"Fire is the reuniting of matter with oxygen. If one bears that in mind, every blaze may be seen as a reunion, an occasion of chemical joy."
-Tom Robbins”

“Per the late, great, Lewis Grizzard...:

We should elect waffle house cooks to congress because they wouldn't forget what they were elected for.”

“



Can I please eat this planet? � It looks delicious! � � � LEXX

”

“
You can�t spell neuropathy without europa.

� � � � �BLAM

”

“"Time wounds all heels."

--Anon.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. by Woody Allen”

“There are a lot of different ways to crap your pants out there and I've done a few of them."

Mike Rowe, from "Dirty Jobs"”

“�Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. You have to just stand there and take it.�
--Lyndon B. Johnson”

“"Be who you are, and say what you feel...
Because those who matter...don't mind...
And those who mind...don't matter."
- Theodore Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)”

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals - Sirius Black”

“Rather ironic quote there.”