Quote for the Day!

“You're sort of a Doughp. Poppin' fresh, my arse!”

“"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."

--my Mom”

“"True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment."

--William Penn”

“This is not a quote. It's just a lowly question. Is there a record for the longest thread - by number of posts or time? Some of you have been here longer than I have, some of you have been here even longer than I have lurked, do you know?”

“DAMN! i wish i had a smoke.
Birch”

“either this thread or lime green jello”

“"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."

--Frank Lloyd Wright”

“"The authors of the gospels were unlettered and ignorant men and the teachings of Jesus have come to us mutilated, misstated and unintelligible."
Thomas Jefferson in
'Toward The Mystery'”

“If it says "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.

Glaser's Law”

“i pity the foo!

mr. T”

“"Of those who say nothing, few are silent."

--Thomas Neill”

“"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast."
- Jack Handey”

“"I would never die for my beliefs, cause I might be wrong."
- Bertrand Russell”

“kill the goat!”

“Strip a birch?”

“"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."

--Nathaniel Hawthorne”

“man who falls from tree,should have never climbed it.! "confusion"”

“"Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement" - unknown...probably some self-help book I read somewhere...”

“"Women are like tea bags, one never knows her strength until she's in hot water."
Elenore Roosevelt”

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

--Ellen Parr”

“rain,rain, go away come again another day. "confusion"”

“"....no nation ever retained its liberty after the loss if the sword and the purse."

Patrick Henry.

" What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance?"

Thomas Jefferson.”

“In life always appreciate the little things cos one day you'll look back and realise they were the big things.”

“"The deeper the hole, the greater the euphoria of climbing out."

unknown”

“"God being responsible for everything we cannot explain otherwise, becomes a symbol of our ignorance"
C W Dalton”

“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

--Lily Tomlin”

“The Face in the Glass

"When fortune smiles and you're
winning life's race and fate
stores your blues on a shelf...
Seek your reflection and examine the
face that show the real truths of your
Self."

"For it isn't family or all the rest whose
judgment you truly must pass...
The one whose verdict counts most, is
best is the face staring back from the
glass."

"You may fool the world everyday for
years...drawing glory and praise by the
mass but...
your final reward will be measured in
tears if you have cheated the face in
the glass."


W. Lyn”

“"Well-behaved women rarely make history."

Eleanor Roosevelt”

“well behaved women rarely make anything--"confusion"”

“A plumber once told me " that a ring never plugged a hole."”

“if the VP is such a VIP then we better keep the PC on the QT cause if it leaks to the VC we'll all be put on KP ASAP!

Adrian Cronauer (good morning vietnam)”

“Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

--Aldous Huxley”

“Maybe my bed is every woman's heaven.

--Pimp Daddy Raddy”

“Dream on, self-aggrandizing bastard.

--Me”

“"Kiss your mama with that mouth?"

”

“no, i kiss your mama with this mouth.”

“Yeah, and me and your ole lady will get the bed GOOD and wet!”

“Rady maybe your handle should be Chef? You get lotsa action fer a cracker!”

“"The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly attributed to the extensive reading of so called "science fiction" by our young people. This poisonous rot about creature not of God's making, societies of "aliens" without a good Christian among them, and raw sex between unhuman beings with three heads and God alone knows what sort of reproductive apparatus keeps our young people from realizing the true will of God."
Jerry Falwell”

“"Jerry, baby, come back to bed....you loser bastard!"

--Me”

“"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."
Jerry Falwell”

“"Come unto me, all ye that labourand are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

Jesus Christ”

“A beer would be just fine!
Thanks Jeezie!”

“Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it is enough to wonder at the secrets.

--Albert Einstein”

“"Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with 200 billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?"
Ron Patterson”

“a being that could create the fifty billion galaxies, each with 200 billion stars, can rejoice in whatever the heck he wants!!”

“I for one think that such a being would prefer beaver to burning goat....

"Oh sh!t, those simple two-legged morons are smearin' chicken blood again. Maybe in a couple thousand more years they'll wise up and forget about tryin' to flatter me!"”

“HA!!! i agree!!!”

“"He heeds not flatterers singing praise him, praise him!"
Peter Gabriel”

“And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him.

I John 4:16”