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“Cotton is just getting started? WTF?”
“I am with Chili on this one...WTF? I rarely like Cotton in relationship to a good muffin. I find it take time to push it out of the way to get to the good eating.”
“Finding cotton in my muffin makes me really have to take a hard look at how much I want to eat that particular muffin at that particular time.”
“Or if you find out the muffin you are about to eat is "touching cotton' I think you would want to rethink your plan.”
“coincidentally at an airline, flight attendants are called muffins.”
“The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
"SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk
yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
"SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY, WHILE MYSELF, I SAY
THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY
EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN!"
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,
Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke
on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. Thank
you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight
Austin, Texas, where ever you are.”
“LOL! When put into the context of flight attendants that is hilarious because the term is usually used on males, and is a refrence to their um... shall we say "orientation".”
“i made ruffins(my dog muffins) yesterday and took them with my pet bandanas to the thursday morning harvest market in largo. i had Maui peanut butter applesauce and nassau cheese and carrot ruffins.”
“Heck, I guess I will go down to the coffee shop and see if Jaime has her muffins hot.”
“WELL its good to see you are back in the game. Nothing like a nice hot muffin to make the morning brighter.”
“Hi all...miss me? Did you even know I was gone!!???!!! Been on RN duty for a couple of days...!
After the hubby was in recovery they offered him muffins!”
“And you promptly gave consent right? LOL!”
“So ...who offered him the muffin...and is this a problem in your relationship?
I mean if I was in the Hospital and the other half came into find the hospital providing me some special muffins...I would end back up in Shock Trauma”
“The nurses offered the muffin!”
Paging nurse Muffin, Nurse Muffin you are needed to assist Dr. Wong with an insertion. Paging Nurse Muffin....”
“Why does he have to be Wong why can't he be Wite???”
“no need to get racial about it. LOL!”
“Well, Jaime warmed up the muffin for me this morning. I had it with a latte.
But I think I need to check out the RN's to see who is on muffin duty at the hospital.”
“There were some real cuties Chili...!!! Is worth looking into!”
“If I am ever in west Carolina and get injured, what hospital do you suggest I check into?”
“Nice muffins huh?
I think the medical profession needs to get away from the Scrubs for the cute nurses and get back to the short skirts.”
“We were watching Seinfeld last night and there was a nurse with a white short dress...I thought it looked so odd!”
“I am losing count...which one of the trail girls would think it was hot?”
“No muffin this morning.
Ate a couple of cupcakes instead.”
“With poor chili's foot being broke, he sure needs to find a nice Nurse GoodBody to take care of him and provide muffins.”
“Yeah, I have to work on that. Seeing as how I will be laid up for a while, I might need some home care.”
“paging Nurse Goodbody ... paging Nurse Goodbody ...”
“LOL...years ago there was a zip on cast you could buy for sympathy at the ski lodges....
Chili you in a soft cast or full cast?”
I thought the tibia was the large leg bone?”
“Chili baby, I have a nice warm muffin for ya. Looks like I'm going to have to make a house call...”
“Not to thwart the regression but...
I made cappaccino chocolate chip muffins this weekend. MMMMMMMMMMMMM except they came out more like deep dish cookies. Very dense. I got the recipe from a cooking website and it needs "tweaking".”
“As we say in the south...."OH, hell yeah!"”
“Chili you in a soft cast or full cast?”
Right now I am in the pre-cast until the orthopod sees me.”
“What happened Chili? I must have missed something!”
“I was going after a muffin.....
and in the scramble I broke my leg.
Well, not exactly like that. I was on a night hike and broke my leg. But the first version sounded better.”
“yeah, what was the muffin's name?? ; )”
“Bearm...the tibia is the bone in front on the lower leg (remember the Tib/Fib is a break of both lower legs)the tibia is the one in front (tibia goes to toes is the way) the Femur is the BOG bone of the upper leg.
YOu are seeing an ORTHOPOD lol..gonna be fun. At least you did this in Winter and not summer...in summer I would start a post "chili, you keeping the itching down?" (LOL)....
Years ago in a night drop I had a buddy shatter his femur and tib fib when he parachute "streamered" (that is where half the canopy folds inside the other). They rebuilt the leg and inserted a pin from the top of the femur to about 4 inches outside the bottom of the heel.
We all went into visit him, took him some books to read, junk food to nibble...and a couple of well intentioned babes from the girls school nearby (College of Charleston).
So we are sitting there chatting and he keeps wincing and almost coming out of the bed. (LOL) we look down and one of our classmates was standing there TAPPING the bottom of the pin with his class ring.”
“It will heal. But I imagine it will be a while before I am going on any extended hikes.”
“Chili...stop being a wuss (LOL) contact Daydreamer dang that girl gets #&%!$ SHATTERED and in a couple of weeks she is up and riding or hiking....
If it gets bad let me know, you know where I am.”
“The orthopaedic clinic set my appt for Wednesday. WTF. In the mean time I have this 80 pound "pre cast" on my leg.
Oh well, I should get some sympathy sitting around the Downtown Brew Pub with this thing on my foot.
I can hear it now...."yeah darlin, I broke it on a night hike in the Sipsey Wildneress"
I think I can get some mileage out of this!
last edited: 11/13/06 10:41:50 AM”
“Go for it chili...milk it for all it is worth!!!”
Did you use this?
“Heck, it is working. I already have someone bringing me lunch!”
“Ouch, it hurts to even look at that thing, pepsi.”
On the radio this morning they were joking about making a "wives gone wild" movie, and the guy says "never before have there been so many muffins baked on the same video!"
I blurted out OMG! and immediately thought of this thread. LMAO!”
“As we say in the South....
“I remember the muffins back in the 70"s having a lot more fiber than the ones today.”
“fiber + muffins = bad
last edited: 12/01/06 12:14:37 PM”
“I like muffins without fiber. Smooth muffins.”
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