The ultimate cure for hiccups

“Turns out if gagging, tongue pulling, sinus massage and pressing on your eyeballs don't stop your bad case of hiccups, rectal massage will do the trick. But that isn't the ultimate cure.

Turns out orgasm is the best way to stimulate the vagus nerve, which is what all those other methods do to a much smaller degree.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10207-ig-nobel-prizes-hail-digital-rectal-massage.html”

“Or you could always massage the muscle that is spasming, (the diaphragm), but that might make too much sense, lol. Much funner to stick a finger in yer butt.”

“sass likes to have her diaphram massaged”

“Probably not much excitement there...”