Masten lost and found

“I have a blue campchair in my possession.”

“I have a LMG spork and I believe something MarkO's wife was feverishly looking for last night.

Y'all can email (prefer gmail) me your snail addy's and I'll send them out.”

“Oh.....and what might that be??

email me...........not sure if I have your email, Bearman.”

“you have MarkO's peni$??”

“You sure I didn't give it to you??
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“LOL...wouldn't I remember?
;)

(payback for the "BIG" comment...mooohahahaaa)”

“LOL! AmyG! That's the problem with detachable #&%!$es. Check your mail, marko.”

“"LOL...wouldn't I remember?"
;)

Hmmmm, maybe not if you were really hammered!
>8^]

Ha ha, you got me!!
(I'll never say "BIG" again!)
After all, size doesn't matter when it come to Amies.
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“I haven't sorted out my gear yet. What color is the spork?”

“whose campchair do I have? It's blue. Some say it might be mark's. I also have a funnel.”

“You need to keep that funnel, bro. When the pics hit, you will want it as a momento of your five minutes of fame!”

“It's silver but I believe it's lilmountain girls or green monkey's. I borrowed one to scoop coffee this morning.”

“I have never suffered such a lapse in memory as this. That's so scary!!!”

“If you're drinkin' gasoline that funnel is just the thing.

Yeah, the white funnel is mine.

Blue chair??
We brought four chairs I think.....will count.”

“I found both sporks in my gear.”

“I was just getting onto I81 when I realised I had forgotten the Franzio (sp?) box of something they laughingly call wine.

I hope no-one mails it to me.

How do I get my teeth white again?”

“What, that "wine" didn't get finished??

I guess even the dogs wouldn't drink it.”

“I seem to have lost my sense of decency somewhere on the trip.

No need to send it back if found. This is sorta fun.”

“Kleety - I don't remember you showing up with any sense of decency!

Gremlin - good to hear you made it past those nasty border guards! I wonder what lush took that box of luscious trailer park wine, Oh yeah... who else, AmyG!!!!”

“Dangit, I just read the box wine comments and had hot tea come out my nose! The white trash neighbor that thought it would be funny to vandalize my mailbox way back when (and started me on a road to self improvement)drinks nothing but that stuff and coca-cola. Bleah!”

“Decency indeed!

Those inhabitants of The Bobo Palace were sleeping in a pile like a buncha dogs!”

“I heard strange noises coming out of the Bobo Palace around midnight.....both nights.”

“Strange noises??

Hmmmm, maybe "wounded animal" noises?”

“yeth, ith truuuuue, I thoook the box-o'wine, thow-whut? leaff no traaaace!

hic!”

“Your Sumo outfit is missing its battery pack!
I found it in the mud by where you parked.
Want me to mail it to you ??”

“LOL! Nice LNT there, sacco!

BTW - I was told you made quite a ruckous on Sunday Morning. Apparently I somehow slept through it.”

“Mail it to AmyG, she might could use it.

>8^]”

“with the right adaptor, almost any battery will do. ;)”

“Get the stomach pump over to AmyG STAT. Try to clean her teeth with some peroxide, maybe. Eh?”

“crap. mucho thanks CP.

i won't need it for a while.
i'll make a mental note to ask you to bring it next hike we're both on.
K?

Please don't let amy use it, then i'll never see it again for sure!”

“Oh sure, it's never "go over there and kiss that fair maiden"! It's always, "pump her stomach, rub my feet, peroxide her teeth, clean up the port-a-pot"!

Why do I always get the dirty jobs?!?!?”

“"Old" MarkO forgot his walker!!! Please return to the Towson "Jerry Garcy Institute for Continuing Experimental and Aging Hippie's Home".

Thank You!”

“Hey, its a dirty job but someone's got to do it!


What's a matter, you got faith no more?
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“We care a lot about the Garbage Pail Kids; they never lie
We care a lot about Transformers 'cause there's more than meets the
eye
We care a lot about the little things, the bigger things we're
taught
We care a lot about you people, yeah, you bet we care a lot”

“Found - Pumpkin Butter. Sorry Chili

I put some other peeps food in my car. Food they accidently left out. I put your butter in my cooler and forgot about it.

What do I do with Pumpkin Butter?
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“Let us know how your pumpkin butter experimentation works out.”

“that chair that I am sitting in in all the pics, is probably the same chair that I now have in my possession, along with the funnel. How ironic??
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“Don't drink from the funnel.”

“I put your butter in my cooler and forgot about it.

What do I do with Pumpkin Butter?

bearmagnet
5:15:54 PM
10/30/06

woaw! I'm glad I missed that part of the party... anyone get pics????”

“[pants around ankles] Has anyone seen my dignity?

Next time, the 8' dual funnel is coming along for some head-to-head showdowns! You gotta climb a tree just to use this thing... LOL!
last edited: 10/31/06 7:51:20 PM”

“Has anyone found ENS's memory?
;-)”

“nope, my memory of Friday night is probably a spirit running free in Masten and will forever be apart of its lexicon.”