This Really Burns My Butt!!!!!!!

“Man injured after launching firework from bottom

Thu Nov 9, 7:38 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.

It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.

Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.

A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding."

He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061109/od_afp/britainhealthfire_061109123815”

“I hate it when that happens!”

“AH man Lumber you were at the Chili Cook off TOO? I remember in my younger days getting the bet from a cook who said noone could eat five Habenero Peppers (from his garden). I did, and I got my meal (and my date's meal) free along with a few cold ones from the bar. Course I remember reconsidering my "victory" at 3 pm the next day.

Stovie,,, want to know how many of these I have seen reports on? And without exception they will spend some time in our Burn Unit ad about 10,000 a day...and guess who ends up paying (LOL).”

“n/m”

“I thought I was gonna have to call an ambulance after an old guy gobbled one habenero at a bar in Boston. % is just cruel & unusual. Hope you had plenty of TP in the freezer.”

“BTUs in the BUTT!”

“I bet he'll never do that again.”

“Can you imagine what burning butt hair must stink like?”

“LOL...I am betting colon is worse. GOD think about this...how do you heal it? I mean if it is third degree it will tend to meld together while healing so it has to be separated...How can you debride it?

This inquiring mind really doesn't want to know.”

“Hey, Hold my beer and watch this!!! LOL”

“oh stovey i thought you were going to show us your burned butt from when you went to the nudest retreat!”

“Know what else can burn your butt? "Hot Hands Hand warmers"

If they're to hot for your hands, don't put them on your cheeks! Ouch!”

“"oh stovey i thought you were going to show us your burned butt from when you went to the nudest retreat!"

Yowza! There goes breakfast.”

“Okay...gotta agree with laq on this one...the visual alone was ugly.”

“Somehow, I can just tell when alcohol is involved.”

“Well I guess he wont be needing the Prep H anymore! LOL Every cloud has a silver lining I guess.”

“LOL...years ago had a bud who was out with his extremely hot GF. They had spent the day at the beach and had played a bunch of volleyball. So at her apartment she complains of a sore back. He breaks out the BEN GAY and starts giving her a back rub.

After a while they get into the kissing/nibbling thing. Then she rolls over and things are getting steamy...right until he goes to play with the "muffin"...anyone here know how long it takes Ben Gay to wear off?”

“Alcohol was Involved

BY STAN FINGER
The Wichita Eagle

He started out trying to be funny.

He ended up being arrested.

Police reported that a 41-year-old man, who was intoxicated at the time, decided to write "Killroy was here" with a permanent marker on the buttocks of his sleeping girlfriend early Sunday in south Wichita.

The phrase "Kilroy was here" became popular among U.S. servicemen during World War II to denote places they had served, been stationed in or passed through.

But the 40-year-old woman did not appreciate the history or the humor when she awoke. She became upset with her boyfriend, police said, and he then got angry with her. He punched her in the face and scratched the left side of her torso, according to the report.

She called police, and when they arrived at the house in the 2300 block of South Belmont at about 3:30 a.m. Sunday, he reportedly assaulted one of the officers.

An officer eventually had to use a Taser device to subdue the man, police reported. Neither officer involved in the case was injured.

http://www.kansas.com/213/story/112911.html”