Can you oppose panties but support hose?

“When I break out a plastic sheet and a can of crisco, I guarantee it will be.”

“Chili's been drinking, or maybe it's just the meds, or maybe both.
LOOK OUT WK!!!! HE"S COMING WITH A TUB OF CRISCO!!!!”

“Uhm, I was going for the chicks.”

“I know dude j/k. ;-)”

“Take more than a couple darvocet to cross that bridge, lol.”

“I hear ya!”

“LOL

I promise that I am not going to tell either of them about this little exchange.

You guys are beyond weird!!!!”

“LMAO!!!
Morning!
Thanks Ruby!”

“Honestly though, it all sounds a little high toned for a tatted up, dusty boots, and faded Wranglers farm boy such as myself. ;-)”

“Now come on Meangreen. Take a small step out of your comfort zone, try something new. It may not work out, but at least you know you gave it a shot! All women like a good pair of faded wranglers.”

“LOL!
That's probably half my problem right there.

As for the jeans... Being the most recent male in a very long line of truckers, I have been inflicted with a hereditary family disorder - "noassatall". I believe this is originally brought on by the millions of miles my forefathers have spent in the truck and is only compounded by the past 7 years I have spent riding a desk. LOL! They at least help a little though. ;-)”

“noassatall? That is pretty funny Meangreen! That's way better than a man fupa.”

“man fupa?”

“Oh shoot...how do I explain it gracefully?

fupa is an acronym. better you should google it.”

“LMAO! Read this!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA”

“I'm continually amazed at what I learn on this board. Usually these comments come from Nigal though. I've learned tea bagging, tater nuts, muffin tops, and now FUPA.”

“Isn't that the truth, dayhiker? Don't forget smegma. I learned FUPA from Jon. For a long time I thought it was a military guys' joke.”

“Oh great, now you made me remember smegma. I had somehow managed to forget that.
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“OMG! I just had a flash back from my last girlfriend! She now has a name... Queen of the Fupa Troopa's. I nearly suffocated one night...
LMAO!

It's my vacation Friday, and I guess I'm getting a little slap happy.”