Can you oppose panties but support hose?

“get it? support hose? tee hee”

“Slow news day?”

“I thought you just preferred garter belts...”

“I support ho's with or without panties”

“Crash in a garter belt...
I'm nauseated, yet speachless....”

“I was more thinking he liked looking at them rather then wearing them... but I guess to each his own...”

“I'm gonna take the hose to that boy and belt 'im good 'til he be panting and gasping!”

“Supportin' hoes will get you thrown in the pokey.”

“Ya I bet it wouldn't earn him any pokey from Sass either...”

“I support ho's with or without panties”
birch


I'll be sure to let Sass know about this one. ;P”

“""Thong Thung blue hanging on the bed post"

(Sorry bad pun)

It has always been a bad policy for women to snow ski in a skirt without panties...Chapped Lips.”

“Can you oppose panties but support hose?


NO! Down with panties, down with hose!

(No some oppose panties, but support Hos)”

“Now lets not get all worked up....lets thing of a thong that would bring us all together (bear we are counting on you).”

“After much contemplation, I think the answer is YES, but only if they are the thigh high ones, preferably fish net. I think that would qualify said wearer as ultra light, and multi purpose too. Unless it is Crash wearing them, then it would only qualify him as a former hiking partner. If it is the unbelievably hot chick Crash, Jimmy, and I saw coming out of the lodge in RRG wearing them it would qualify her as fantasy material only, and thus not only unatainable for me, but for any other being - human or otherwise.

Now to answer the next question: WHY?”

“Do you need some time alone meangreen??”

“for XL...

Sisqo
Thong Song

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

BRIDGE
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

CHORUS
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another nigga couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

BRIDGE

CHORUS (2x)

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

CHORUS (3x)

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)

.......to fade”

“LOL! Graska, that is my problem. Too much time alone!”

“You just haven't found the right one yet! Me either for that matter, I'm happily alone again too now. Do you think there is a right one? Or maybe just the least annoying one... opps, wrong thread! ; )”

“Well my best friend was just telling me last night about her boyfriends cousin who has a "great personality".
I think I'm better off being a hermit for now. LOL!
Sorry to hear that about you though. I think you may be on to something with that least annoying thing...”

“I'm not sorry, I think he is though... : (

Hey! What's wrong with personality?”

“That's great as long as she has teeth to go with it! LOL!
I dunno, I think I may meet her to play cards at my friends house some time but we'll see.”

“Teeth?!?! Dang, you're demanding aren't you??? ; )”

“Ya, I know I have some pretty high standards, teeth, non-nerve-racking personality, no prison time, no STD's, under 400 lbs. I know, pretty tough for the hoosier state.”

“No wonder you're alone... :P No one can reach your standards!”

“LOL! I didn't even say anything about age!

Then again, I did date one woman who was 15 years older than me. That didn't work very well though. She couldn't fit me in around her bingo nights! LOL!”

“My last one was 8 years older... the only thing I will say is that certian things were more... less... different... at 50. I'm going to start going younger I think!”

“*blows whistle* 15 yard penalty on birch for white use of the N word! Repeat 3rd down.”

“LOL! Good for you!
I have to go older though, because I can't stand the immature bubble heads.
"Like realy?"
Ugh

Oh well. I'm going home!
Take care!”

“Why didn't the witch wear panties?




To ensure a better grip on her broom.


;D




I've got some very good looking and smart and financially independent Hoosier girlfriends. They're out there if you know where to look. Lately Jon's single guy friends have been calling hoping we'll host a party to set them up. lolololol”

“And they don't wear panties??? Cool.”

“I've got some very good looking and smart and financially independent Hoosier girlfriends. They're out there if you know where to look.
Ruby
8:00:21 PM
11/14/06

Ruby just became my new best friend. LOL!”

“I forgot to mention that the one with the long blonde hair is a biker, too. She's trying to get me to buy a bike myself so the two of us can do a road trip to Dragon's Tail. Maybe next spring.....”

“Well, seeing as how I am around the corner from the Dragon's tail, there should be some way I can move in on this.”

“Get away chili!!!
I'm the hoosier boy here!
LOL!”

“I live closer though Mean.”

“So you need someone older. I might fit you profile here. I bet you would like me!!!”

“LOL...this is like the episode of SOUTH PARK when Wendy got the hooters....LOL I bet they start growling and howling like Monkeys fighting for the female in a minute (LOL).”

“Grrrrrrrr.
GRRRRRRRRRR.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!”

“So you need someone older. I might fit you profile here. I bet you would like me!!!”
Xxxwife
3:33:22 PM

Thanks for the offer sweety. I don't seem to have any trouble getting other mens wives (ya how f'n weird is that?), but I have a strict rule about that. NO.
And if your name means you are a 3 time ex-wife, maybe you should consider working on the common denominator in that equation. LOL!”

“Older than what?”

“Moses.
LOL!!!”

“LOL, nope, don't want one that old.”

“You can have her and I will take Ruby's friend what do you say? Come on! Where's my wing man? LOL!”

“One is in her mid-30s and one is in her late 20s. The older one is the one who rides. She is buying her second bike now, a Road King. I am really loving the idea of getting a bike and going on weekend trips with her.”

“Ok, Ok, talked me into it. I will ride on the #&%!$ seat.”

“Late 20's eh? Me too. Just how far north are we talkin here? ;-)

LOL! Chili said he'd ride the #$%*@ seat. LOL!”

“Porter and Lake County”

“damn that's at least 2 hours north of me.
I guess WK will have to cope with the agony of entertaining them both in my absence. LOL!”

“I need to help my bro, WK on this one.”

“hhmmmmm sounds like fun!!!”