socialists & communists infiltrating are the USA

“They are the USA?”

“You know a year or so ago when the problems with my son hit the apex, I explained the choice was "I would control the situation" or the other half could plan on visiting him in jail every other Wednesday.

She set us up in a FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL good PSSSYCHOLOGIST program. We were there with 8 other families. I quit/or was asked to leave (LOL). The PSSSYCHOLOGIST told me "You are treating your son like a Marine Boot." I replied, "Doc the Marines have put out some pretty good people."


Result, One year later....My son, grades are UP..>I mean REALLY UP, he even was asked to take (SHOCK HERE) the Preliminary College Entrance testing. His behavior is going better, and we are getting along A LOT BETTER>

Of the Eight other families....(don't ask me how I know...lets just say I FOUND out) 3 have their kids in ULTRA EXPENSIVE Feel Good in patient treatment for what ever the term for unruly kid is these days. 2 are off the radar, things got so bad the parents said "To hell with it." And the remaining three....The kiddies are "under court supervision" shall we say.”

“I had to cover my picture of John Birch with one of Hillary Clinton so those damn socialist wouldn't steal it.

Didn't work , they stole the Clinton and dusted and straightened the Birch.”

“There was a communist under my bed this morning. I shot him.”

“Did he bleed red, Geo?”

““Did he bleed red, Geo?”
MarkO
3:35:59 PM
11/22/06

He shouldn't have bled at all since the government would have already bled him dry.”

“Drum roll for Zac (that man is sharp!).”

“socialists & communists infiltrating are the USA


What the heck was the thread title supposed to mean?”

“I addressed that early on. Move along please.”

“ahhhhhh fck the handicapped. i say, take out all wheelchair ramps, too. let em hop their gimpy asses up those stairs

close down all group homes too. lets kick those retards out into the real world. itll make em strong.

and ban all canes! and hell, eyeglasses, too. why should we help anyone with a weakness or infirmity? every man for himself! its what ayn rand would do!”

“No ... no!

I say let's go around and kiss their butts and hold their hands across the street.

Heck! Let's drive them to work too. If you're able, you're driving!

And who is going to cook them supper? Everybody cook 'em a meal ... COME ON PEOPLE ... HOP TO IT!

Crash, you can be in charge of wiping asses.”

“im in charge? cool. then i order you to start wipin!”

“bend over baby!”

“i had broccoli for lunch today. sorry about the smell”

“I think its a good idea. I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of jerks who try and take advantage of blind people. Do this, and they have even more independece.”

“A cost to benefit analysis of this should be done first.”

“but you have to do it with your eyes closed”

““ahhhhhh fck the handicapped. i say, take out all wheelchair ramps, too. let em hop their gimpy asses up those stairs

close down all group homes too. lets kick those retards out into the real world. itll make em strong.

and ban all canes! and hell, eyeglasses, too. why should we help anyone with a weakness or infirmity? every man for himself! its what ayn rand would do!”
crash bang

They say the toughest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them back in the wheelchair.

You know, my son's Scoutmaster is a paraplegic...been in a wheelchair for 18 years. My son asked him one time what the difference between him and a handicapped person was.

He said,"A handicapped person sees the wheelchair as a reason why he can't do something....I see it as something else to deal with."”

“San Diego to Ban Wal-Mart Supercenters

"What the Council did tonight was social engineering, not good public policy," Sainz said.

...

"Quite simply, I do not think it is the role of the San Diego City Council to dictate where families should buy their groceries," said Councilman Kevin Faulconer, who opposed the ban.
last edited: 11/29/06 3:59:21 PM”

“He said,"A handicapped person sees the wheelchair as a reason why he can't do something....I see it as something else to deal with."”

good for him. thats the right attitude to have. that doesnt make a person a goddamn commie for trying to help their situation. heaven forbid we should do one fcking thing to help those who have been less blessed. if it was your ass that was blind, i think youd feel a bit differently. the real question is, is this economically feasible? are enough blind people getting ripped off to justify the amount of money it would cost to implement this? could this have a double benefit, that of being an anti-counterfeiting device? that would be well worth it. this may or may not be feasible and a sound idea, but to have a problem with this, to equate this with commie-ism is heartless. now if youll excuse me, im going to go push some little old lady out into traffic”

“this may or may not be feasible and a sound idea, but to have a problem with this, to equate this with commie-ism is heartless.

heartless is turning Americans into mush by trying to make their lives literally effortless”

“For anyone who read the decision...the legal genius said COLOR too....blind people cannot differentiate color....(LOL)


Years ago there was a guy selling suits in a fashionable upper side clothier. One day a young guy applies for a job. The manager checks him out and says..."Tell you what I am taking lunch, I will be back in an hour, see what you can sell."

The young guy looks around and finds the most obnoxious ORANGE and GREEN plaid suit in the shop. The manager says,"you sell that (laughing) you have a job for life."

Well an hour later the manager returns the guy is standing there smiling, the suit is GONE...but the new guy looks like he had the CRA@P chewed out of him.

"What happened,? The manager asks.

"Well the guy liked the suit, I had it quickly tailored to where it fit like a glove....but his guide dog chewed the crap out of me when he bought it."”

“Supreme Court Agrees to Hear 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Free Speech Case


??????????

Frederick, then a senior, was off school property when he hoisted the banner but was suspended for violating the school's policy of promoting illegal substances at a school-sanctioned event.

??????????”

“yeah...if I hit it often enough, I too see Jesus.....”

“Um if you hit it enough you probably have to see Jesus (the J is silent in this prononciation) so you can get more to hit.”