DORKS!!!

“Red neck better than no neck, Joe Blow.”

“Dude DrunkO Dude? Remember me dude? dude you know dude.
Dude here are a few quotes from your past Dude drunkO dude.

Hell yes.....my ass is much bigger than your's.”
MarkO
2:15:52 PM
2/20/04

and wearing a HUGE Hillary butt.......on everywhere..."

Yoo funny guy, Nimble!!

Been diggin' for turds..............lately?”
MarkO
4:43:50 PM
3/11/07
Hey, suck one, XL!!

This is about ME!!!!”
MarkO
7:27:59 AM
3/12/07
and I #&%!$ three times a day”
MarkO
8:16:29 AM
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over YOO......................Nimblefoot!”
MarkO
11:45:20 AM
3/12/07
3/12/07

I played with my kids a lot when they were kids.
Now that they are grown men they busy themselves with their interests and I play with my TT friends about once per month.”
MarkO
5:42:53 AM
6/18/09”

“LOL funny quotes from MarkO!

Aiight you Yankee scum dude. Yes I am a redneck suthun dude, and yes I have a low paying job (actually a zero paying job), and work depends on what you call work. I don't work at a job that has a boss (well, that ain't zactly true). But I don't work for anyone at a regular job. I am a house daddy, been that for 10, going on 11 years now, so I "do not work at all dude" I'd hafta say a big fat negatory on THAT one!”

“O M G there he is...how are ya apey? You out east now...NC right?”

“Ape....you think you woulda learned a long time ago we Yanks got it all!!

need I remind you who won the war?? again??

lol”

“MarkO a yankee? He's a southerner from Baltimore. Baltimore IS south, isn't it?”

“Baltimore is south ?!! Harrumpf, you seed any rebel flags flappin in that filthy city of northern aggression?
ape<---spits on his rifle and wipes it niiiiice and cleeeean..
mutters about some goodfurnuthin' filthy Yankees thanking they won the war, them idjut fools just don't know it ain't yet finished......

Sirpete my man!! Howzit going!? Been a dang lawng time ain't it!!? Shewt, I don't need no reminding of nothing, you fast talking, big city Yank! You coming down to Franklin anytime soon? If you take too lawng, that kudzu will cover ever square inch!”

“Yo Ape,

I've been working in Rhode Island for the last 2 yrs...haha..I'm going the wrong way. I havee been cycling a whole lot...lots of nice roads here on the coast and I am only 3 hrs from the White mountins of New hampshire so I've gotten up there a bit too. i sure would like to get down south though...why don't you plan sumpthin down there so I have a reason!!

btw...you heard from the dude lately? I haven's spoken to Mark, Walkincrow or jerbear in ages...been way to long my friend”

“No Crow and WD have fallen off the face of the earth methinks!! But me and Bear keep up, you know him, he ages every year yet his body won't allow it. He'll be hiking all over the country when he's 90, no doubt about it!

Hey it was you that got 4 acres near Franklin wadn't it?”

“I crossed the Mason Dixon Line twice today and now I'm back down south in Baltimore.......yee-haw!

As a matter of fact, some of the first fighting of the Civil War was in Baltimore.

http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1861/may/battle-of-baltimore.htm”

“Aw yeah, lookit that! I'd forgotten that the M-D Line was that far North. Few ppl (if any) from the southern Appalachians would consider the armpit city of Baltimore non-Yankee.

I'd surely laugh at you if you told me Baltimore folks were Southern! Regardless of the The Line.”

“yes ape, I have about 5 acres of woods in an old developement call Watagua Vista which is just a few miles north of Franklin”

“Aiight pete, when you coming down?”

“Dork, please drive up to Canada and whup this woman's a$$ for the world.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/10/23/Foster-dog-dispute-hits-Internet/UPI-57131256331612/”

“well I am not sure. I only see one side of the story. I understand what he is saying, but i would like to read more.
I mean if i am going to b^tch slap someone, I need more info!”

“Shadbolt made arrangements with fellow church member

aaahhhhh what christian charity”

“Have aliens taken over dork's body? ;-)

Yeah crash, Mutt will love this story.”