Keeping up with a 12 y/o

“I took my daughter Christmas shopping today. Keeping up with a 12 y/o under normal circumstances is a real workout. Doing it with a broken leg is like running a marathon.

At least a half dozen times, I had to say "slow down". She just looked at me like I was an invalid.

Geez, I'm tired, but days like this are absolutely priceless.”

“Dude...you should of gotten one of those electric scooters and made her run after you!”

“Damn, I wish I had thought of that.”

“Oh man Chili, I could really see you on one of thise scooters in a mall! LMAO!”

“I could have worn a bandana and been the first member of the TT branch of Hell's Angels.”

“"She just looked at me like I was an invalid."

Dude, you are an invalid.

Not that I would want to damage your validation or anything.”

“Gee, thanks, MarkO.

I needed a dose of reality this morning.”

“Broken leg? How did that happen, Chili?”