The George Bush Listening Tour

“So, George Bush's IMPORTANT IRAQ STRATEGY SPEECH is going to be delayed until January.

He wants to listen to more people with great ideas about how to make Iraq our little dreamworld.

That Iraq War is just going to have to play by George's schedule.

Maybe daddy's got a nice big package with a real cool bow with all the answers. And he's got to wait all the way until Christmas morning in Kennebunkport to get it.

How many more months until I leave office? 26? Damn!”

“Ya know RL, there are no magic answers.

Georgie said that.”

“I'll buy a copy if Georgie said so.”

“LOL...remember the Hillary Listening tour....Planned audiences, she did all the talking...Good Socialist (LOL)”

“It's not easy being the decider.


You have to, well, decide stuff and $hit.”

“"It's not easy being the decider."

I'm confused. I thought he was a "uniter"? Perhaps he just has a fetish for "er" words?”

“He's the uniter decider. He decides who gets together and he's decided that Iraq and the USA need to get together. The sad story is, the rest of the world, including the majority of the habitants of those two countries, don't see it that way.

Let's see if we can apply some other "er" words to Shrub. PeckER comes to mind...
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“The Shrub is a perfect socialist by XL's standards for Hillvery.”

“i don't think the report on iraq is as good as everybody thought it would be...more and more people on both sides are coming out saying it won't work...the funny thing is that many dems, Polosi in particular, where creaming themselves over this and were saying how great it was before it even came out...i'm glad the white house is taking it's time to respond on it...it'll give the country a chance to digest the report”

““i don't think the report on iraq is as good as everybody thought it would be..."

Personally, anytime a bunch of politicians with NO military background go spend just 3 days in Iraq and then give recommendations that would have made Chamberlain leave skid marks in his pants, I wouldn't listen to them.”

“YEah. And the whole, can't we just get along mantra to try and salvage the Iraq operation is pretty much a pipe dream and a never ending financial burden for the USA.

Again. I fall back to hot-to-trot Georgie and the other two stooges (Rummy and Dickhead) are to blame entirely for the mess.”

“LOL @ Nigal...i heard an interview with lee hamilton, who is from my state and whose opinion i usually respect, but i thought i was listening to my grandpa tell a story...i don't know how many times i heard, "back in my day"”

““LOL @ Nigal...i heard an interview with lee hamilton, who is from my state and whose opinion i usually respect, but i thought i was listening to my grandpa tell a story...i don't know how many times i heard, "back in my day"”

The other night there was one of the outgoing senators on the Daily Show and Stewart asked him, "What has congress accomplished?". The guy was like, "Um. Um. Well.". Yeah, that's what we thought.”

“I still am waiting for the libbies who predicted 25,000 casualties taking Iraq to explain how they were wrong.....

Hey did anybody catch Barak at the New Hampshire speech...he finished and went to Marueen Dowd and complained about her picking on the size of his ears...she told him they were just trying to "toughen him up"...WOW talk about remaining neutral....good luck to Barak Dumbobama....we will save millions with him being able to fly to events on his own (LOL).”

“Barak's another one i don't get...don't get me wrong, i like the guy and i think he has a bright future but president?...the dems need to get off the gimmick candidates and back someone that can actually do the job
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“I still am waiting for the libbies who predicted 25,000 casualties taking Iraq to explain how they were wrong.....

That was easily one of the lower estimates they gave.”

“Well, I think that the Democrats actually expected the troops to fight.

Instead, we have a commander in chief who sends 175,000 soldiers to a foreign country so they can truck supplies between Green Zones.

In order to fight Iraq correctly, it probably would take 25,000 American casualties.

And it just might be important enough to take those casualties.

You DO have to admit that the civilian casualty numbers have been high.

Republicans love to play pin the tail on the donkey, don't they? But the blindfold is currently on too tight.”

“BTW, Obama is overrated. He speaks in platitudes.

We don't need him right now.

One thing I like about Hillary is that she's a pragmatic killer. I think she'd shoot her dog if it would help her politically. That's the kind of leader we need right now.

Not that I'm endorsing her or anything. At least she's an adult politically.

Oh, and presidencies are made by shaving percentages off of various constituencies. I think that there is enough racism currently in existence that Obama wouldn't be able to win.”

“I agree, RL re Billary. I think she has a reputation as a tough beeyatch and isn't afraid to show it. If she runs, she'll be a good one to watch in the debates, primaries to start with and who knows, maybe more.”

“Rosey...do you happen to remember the debate in NY...where the opponent approached her podium and she went bananas about how THREATENED SHE FELT?”

“I think she'd shoot her dog if it would help her politically. That's the kind of leader we need right now.

Just letting that sink in ...

How about somebody w/ morals and principles? Nah .... let's pick somebody who would do anything for power. That's the better idea. *rolls eyes*”

“Shoot her dog? Dang RL don't you remember Buddy the Lab (or photo moment) who died after they got out of the White House. They said the Clintons had used it for what they needed and the Secret Service Agents played with it more than Zipper and Thighs.

Yeah the story was it got run over, the truth, it jumped up in Hillary's lap and froze to death.”

“One thing I like about Hillary is that she's a pragmatic killer. I think she'd shoot her dog if it would help her politically. That's the kind of leader we need right now.

that's the same kinda logic that led the dems to picking palosi...that's NOT what we need right now...we need someone that can bring people back together, stop finger pointing, and maybe actually get something done”

“like a uniter?”

“We need a flip-flopper like McCain in there!”

“my state, IN, has a great dem senator that i think would make a great pres, Evan Bayh...he's got great credentials, 2 term mayor, 2 term governor, 2 term senator and is just center enough to win some of the repub. votes but he's getting drowned out by all this hillary/obama noise”

“LOL...looks like the Reps are giving up ...the word on the street is Sen John (where are my strawberries) McCain will probably get it becuase he is "due"...JEEZE that is the F'ed up logic that gave us Bob Dole in 1996.”

“I like McCain, but he is complicit in the Iraq War fiasco.

I'm kind of leaning towards Edwards right now. He's not as controversial as Clinton. He has wider potential appeal than Obama. He's moderate with a populist streak. By all accounts, he's got a great organization. And he leads McCain in the polls.

But I do actually think that Clinton would probably make the best president right now. She's a pro.”

“Shhh...ya hear that? Yeah. Liberals gnashing their teeth. Don't ya love it?”

“LOL!”