Three kids and a spalpeen

“Well Sunshine left for Virginia this morning for the next three days and I a bachelor of 40 years is now at the helm.
I have duct tape, cable ties and a sturdy chair for the door to keep them confined. Also a meat cutter to slice meat paper thin to slide under the door ala Seinfeld. Plus an industrial strength indian pump to hose em down with
I think I'm set”

“good luck!

Instead of paper thin meat, you could get one of those self feeder things for pets and fill it up with cheerios perhaps.”

“Somehow, knowing Sunshine and J and A, I imagine they'd probably be able to take care of YOU Spalpene.”

“oo! That hits too close Sass”

“Ooh, this should be fun!”

“Couldn't this thread have as easily been titled "4kids"? j/k,”

“Nimblefoot (feet) (feat) I will have you know that I passed ah ahm oh pshaw”

“slip them some Robitussin in their fruit juice... keeps them sluggish and sleepy”

“Here's a good one for ya. I babysat this evening for two kids of my friend's. A 2 year old and a 5 month old. Before my friend left for her X-mas party she informs me that she had given her daughter (the 2 year old) 2 bowls of pudding before I got there.

Thanks. No... really... I appreciate the help. :P”

“After last night I have to set up a fund.
Help the blithering idiot formerly known as spalpeen”

“I can donate Blithering Idiot to the blithering idiot formerly known as spalpeen. ;)”

“So they got thru the duct tape and gnawed thru their leashes, now what?”

“I have this visual picture of spalpeen duct taped to a chair, with an apple crammed into his mouth, with two cute little girls and one boy wearing Indian headdress, danceing around him.”

“What's Sunshine doing in Virginia?”

“Stovie it was a pear
Sunshine is there for corporate meetings today and the xmas party tonight
I get the kids and household duties
sometimes I think She needs a break more from Me than the kids”

“Still having fun?
Maybe he can't type anymore cause they taped his arms to the chair too...”

“HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!”

““After last night I have to set up a fund.
Help the blithering idiot formerly known as spalpeen”

Gotta jar like the one in the nice room I slept in?

Can you slide your chair over to the computer and type with your chin...hope they didn't tie the duct tape too tightly around your wrists....muah-ha-ha-ha-ha....”