Merry Christmas and this is not Fuego

“For My Democratic Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."


For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year !!”

“you have freinds?”

“No fuego noted.”

“somebody wanna try to explain to outa that ANYTHING involving politics is fuego?”

“somebody wanna try to explain to outa that ANYTHING involving politics is fuego?”
crash bang
10:51:08 AM
12/18/06

Especially clever cut & paste jobs”

“That is priceless! Thanks and happy holidays right back at ya. :)”

“Keeping it simple for the Republicans?”

“Keeping it simple for MarkO.
LOL”

“Last year, Google commemorated the holidays with not one, but five Google Doodles (Google Doodles are modifications of the Google logo created by the company for use on holidays, birthdays of famous people and other major events). As Christmas got closer, Google used the doodles to tell a simple story-line of a cat and mouse attempting to light-up the logo. However, these doodles were a thinly veiled trick to push the secular progressive agenda onto computers across the world.



Day 1: Note how the doodle leans to the left - clearly a sign of the left-leaning tendencies of the search engine. Also notice how the mouse comes out of the blue "g". Blue is the color of the democrat party. (The same party of HILLARY CLINTON.)



Day 2: The cat sticks it's head out of the red "e" to give a handout to the poor mouse. Since red is the color of the Republican party, the only logical meaning behind this doodle is that Googlebot plans to force corporations to give resources to the people who actually create the wealth. As every Republican knows, giving handouts to the poor is morally wrong, since they might waste the money on food, education and healthcare.



Day 3: What's this? The plug and socket don't reach! Clearly, this sends the message that male and female elements are incompatible, and therefore homosexuality should be preferred above heterosexual relationships.



Day 4: Here we see the worker mouse holding a hammer, one of the symbols of communism. In the meantime, the cat looks confused about it's sexuality as it stares longingly at the plug near its rear.



Day 5: (Christmas Day): The cat and mouse rejoice that they are able to celebrate the holidays without mentioning Christmas. Note that the mouse is using a non-petroleum, renewable source of power... thus making a statement that oil-wars in Iraq are wrong. In other words: Google hates the troops.

Bill O'Reilly should call for a boycott of Google at once to fight against the anti-Christian, liberal agenda of the search engine!”

“Ha ha StoveRomper, happy whatever the holiday is on your planet!”

“Can we Go FUEGO now Uncle Stovie?”

“LOL
This was Fuego from the getgo.”

“"Merry Christmas and this is not fuego" could be placed in the biggest lies of all time category, lol. You know the others...”

“And the biggest lie ever. " I did not have sexual relations with that women" BC

Ok I am sorry, I should have started this in Fuego.”

“Hey, Outa, I see someone was just looking for the Brook Trout cache at Trout Valley and said it was beautiful... but they got a skeered when they saw the hunters with the field dressed deer.

Now I know you told those Dems it was a nice hike... but... still.... yeah, back at ya!

LOL”

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“kleetns post was by far the funniest”

“Kleetn's post...........the best.
(that other guy sucks)”

“I just made the bulletin in myspace.
Thank you Outamatches!”

“Lol good stuff Outamatches.

Good effort Kleetn.”