Why Is Everyone So Mean?

“LOL. Only in bed, HOI.”

“well thats what happens when you stick an ice cube up "there"”

“ss is bacpac??? How did I miss that?

Better fix my punctuation before I get flamed.
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“Silly Bear.
No, I'm way meaner than bacpak.”

“yeah - StoveStomper doesn't look anything like bacpac (Rabbitman took a photo and showed us at the campsite)”

“Stovie, can you regift it and send it to me so I can regift it to send to techntrek, wanderer, and crash?”

“You're coming along, moon.”

“For all you meanies:

SNAP OUT OF IT!!!”

“Thank you for your professional opinion MarkO. I really respect your opinion.”

“And I resemble any remark that anyone cares to make.”

“Can't we all just get along!”

“kwitcher bichin and get some trail”

“Oh my, just got back from cleaning my rental. What's been goin' on here today? Have you been good while I've been gone?”

“sarglo, I thought I was on your ignore list. Guess not.”

“I'll wager to guess Santa's going to be pooping in some of these bozos' stockings, Nimblefoot!
:-D

Violin, that is too hilarious, you dork. The ones for exclamation points somehow make it twice as funny!”

“There's another one by tech.”

“>>Dear Santa,
>>I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
>>yer Frend, BiLLy
>>
>>Dear Billy,
>>Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
>>send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
>>your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
>>Santa
>>____________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
>>and
>>joy in the world for everybody!
>>Love, Sarah
>>
>>
>>Dear Sarah,
>>Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
>>Santa
>>___________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
>>and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?
>>Love, Teddy
>>
>>
>>Dear Teddy,
>>Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
>>hurricane.
>>Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who
>>rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you
>>some nice Legos instead.
>>Santa
>>__________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
>>kit, a pony and a tuba.
>>Love, Francis
>>
>>
>>Dear Francis,
>>Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay; I'll set you up
>>with a Barbie.
>>Santa
>>_________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
>>your
>>reindeer outside the back door.
>>Love, Susan
>>
>>
>>Dear Susan,
>>Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
>>riding
>>in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
>>Santa
>>________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
>>Your friend, Thomas
>>
>>
>>Dear Thomas,
>>All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
>>most
>>of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself
>>silly
>>and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the
>>craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
>>Santa
>>________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,
>>like
>>in the song?
>>Love, Jessica
>>
>>
>>Dear Jessica,
>>Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in
>>whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
>>Santa
>>________________________________________________________________
>>Dear Santa,
>>I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
>>PLEASE
>>could I have one?
>>Timmy
>>
>>
>>Timmy,
>>That whiney begging #&%!$ may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
>>work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
>>Santa
>>________________________________________________________________
>>Dearest Santa,
>>We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
>>Love, Marky
>>
>>
>>Mark,
>>First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
>>whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house; you live in a
>>low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
>>boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
>>Sweet Dreams,
>>Santa”

“That's mean, Sacco.”

“marko, that was mean of you to point out that sacco was being mean. why dont you bend your finger and point it backwards at you, you commie hippie libbie freak”

“LMAO!”

“its mean to lyao. are you obsessed with me? stop following me”

“its mean to lyao. are you obsessed with me? stop following me”

“its mean to lyao. are you obsessed with me? stop following me”

“its mean to lyao. are you obsessed with me? stop following me”

“im not even going to try to fix that. stoopid compooter”

“Oh, just bite one!
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“and nibble the other.”

“macaffee!”

“Everybody needs a hug :)”

“I would expect that from a pansy libbie like you.”

“"“I would expect that from a pansy libbie like you.”
moronglo
4:17:44 PM
12/20/06"



lmao!


Looks like Sgt. Moontrol has a F.U. Gee.”

“Fitting thread for such a torll.

I wonder if anybody will call this person on it.

Let's see .....”

“I miss bacpac”

“Nope ... not yet. Maybe soon though ...”

“I'll bet you do.”

“BTW, I'm planning on being nicer in the new year.

Nicer to PEOPLE WHO MATTER, anyway.

:)”

“Lady's and Gentlemen,

That's an actual hiker!, lol”

“Nope, not yet. Should be coming up ....”

“Maybe they don't need calling out.”

“double standards”

“If I could, I would give smiliy faces to all of you :)”

“How can I smile when I'm laughing so hard!”

“I luv you.”

“hmmm..

Phaedrus and kleetn show up the same day. Very fishy...”

“Heeeeeyyyyyy....!”