Why Is Everyone So Unoriginal?

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“OH Shipper....

I will see Fritz's ? and Raise you a ?%”

“SHHHH!”

“You might want to get that leak fixed CB.”

“That is the verry good qeustion Friks sayed!
Wuld yall be serryiss juts wunce time?!”

“silly libbies”

“I'd post a picture of a bottle of Obsession, but that would be unoriginal.”

“How bout a picture of David Champman?”

“Why am I unoriginal?

Because creativity takes tequila and I just happen to be out.”

“Tequila? #&%!$ that doesn't create creativity....it creates MASS stupidity...which creates creativity of a potentially fatal variety.”

“Oh, but I am one original mother#&%!$er when I am on the Aguave.”

““Tequila? #&%!$ that doesn't create creativity....it creates MASS stupidity...which creates creativity of a potentially fatal variety.”
XL400236
3:23:20 PM
12/21/06

It also sometimes creates some interesting photo opts, that can later be exploited for a quick buck.”

“Tequila makes the girls look good, all of them!”

“The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man standing in the doorway. His clothes are all dishevelled and he looks,......well, "needy". "Can I help you?" the Madam asks. "I want Natalie", the old man replies. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone else...?" "No. I want Natalie."

Just then, Natalie appears and tells the old man that she charges $ 1,000 per hour. Without so much as a blink he reaches into his pocket and pulls out ten crisp new $ 100 bills. The two go up to her room for an hour, whereupon he calmly leaves.

The next night the old man appears again demanding Natalie. Natalie explains that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, that there are no discounts and that the rate is still $ 1,000 for one hour. But once again he takes out the money. The two go up to the room and he calmly leaves an hour later.

When he shows up for the third consecutive night, no one can believe it. Again he hands Natalie the money and up to the room they go. At the end of the hour Natalie decides to question the old man. "I'm not used to having the same customer come back three nights in a row. Mind if I ask where you're from?"

"I am from Minsk." "Really", replies Natalie. I have a sister who lives there." "I know", says the old man. "She gave me $ 3,000 to give to you."”

“Now these guys would leave you to die on Everest. Where the HE!! is the wingman on this op?

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=beer+goggles&prssweb=Search&ei=UTF-8&b=9&oid=c8eed0b335561488&rurl=www.ifilm.com&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fvideo%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dbeer%2Bgoggles%26prssweb%3DSearch%26ei%3DUTF-8


And the flight trainer for the inexperienced

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/images/goggles.swf
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“AQwesome thread! Can someone tell me how to turn on "wrap"?”

“Got to local music store. Buy Public Enemy's "It Takes A Nation of Millions". Unwrap. Insert in CD player. Turn volume to 10. Press play.”

“Thanks but I don't think that will work. Ignoring XL allows me to read the thread but I don't want to ignore for too long. Otherwise that Nazi Basturd will start slandering me!”

“Huh, its wrapping for me. What browser are you using?”

“Otherwise that Nazi Basturd will start slandering me!

For me, it's more that I'm addicted to what crackpots think. I typically don't run in the social circles of crazies and for me, this is a real education in who the 30 percent are...”

“I..snif snif...am on Ignore from Bearmovement....that is so...so ....nice...I wish he could take a minute and tell me how I have slandered him. But then, I understand....drunks have issues.

Rosey...good one on the wrap thing...you can't spell CRAP with out RAP!”

“Mozilla Firefox.








What's XL saying?”

“That may be the problem. I'm using IE and its wrapping fine. Firefox may not be interpreting the HTML the same (it often doesn't), so it isn't wrapping.


”

“He's baiting me, but I'm not hungry.”

“Is it really you, Fritz??? Long time, no see. Merry Christmas to you!”

“I had to switch from IE. I couldn't block all the #&%!$ - (drop down/expando ads) with IE. Firefox blocks everything & it seems to be a helluva lot faster, too.”

“I..snif snif...am on Ignore from Bearmovement....that is so...so ....nice...I wish he could take a minute and tell me how I have slandered him. But then, I understand....drunks have issues.

Rosey...good one on the wrap thing...you can't spell CRAP with out RAP!”
XL400236
4:41:34 PM
12/21/06

You didn't slander me, your links (on this thread) aren't wrapping in my browser.
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“Yeaul! Git Double OG down width ya brotha, ya motha nizzle, front shizzle, funky funk form,

God Dayum!

Lookin` good y'all,

Gotta place for my dizzle for yo pizzle to shizzle,

ya gits my hizzle?






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