This one's for the all the ladies

“I am looking for everyone's suggestions on women's sleeping bags.

I need to buy psycteacher (The trail talker formerly known as mrs. fenderbender) a new bag.

General Requirements:
1.) Mainly three season use. One winter camping per year.
2.) We live in the midwest, so rainy springs. Neither of us have had a down bag, but open to all possibilities.
3.) My wife becomes cold very easily and likes a nice warm bag. (For Deam Drunk Fest, she was fine in my cheap TNF 30 Deg synthetic bag with a homemade fleece bag liner. Temps that night approached 31 Deg.)
4.) I am trying to stay under $200.”

“Be sure to check the length. They do make bags for people 5'6" and under. I don't know how tall she is, but this is very important when buying a bag. I'm 5' and it was difficult to find a good bag to fit me and not have 2' too long. Cuts the weight too. I have a North Face Squall 30 degree, and I love it, but I don't think you can get it anymore. Also, they make bags for ladies, that fit a ladies shape. Okay! They make them wider about half way down to give ladies more room there if they need it. Hope this helps.”

“They also insulate women's bags differently. Not sure how.”

“http://www.kelty.com/kelty/index.cfm?cid=413&fuseaction=SleepingBags.ShowProduct&type=sleepingBag&ID=89

The Kelty down bags are reasonably priced and hold up well.”

“I wuld say get a Nor Fase Sloshoo and a Sleepy Jak nother one. I got eech and they are the verry good sleepy bags that are verry warm and I am a gerl to so you can be leeve me.
(o:3”

““They also insulate women's bags differently. Not sure how.”
dhutch1
11:51:49 AM
12/26/06

Maybe they insulate them with sugar and spice as opposed to snips and snails and puppy dog tails.”

“Awww cuuuuute, yes I'm sure you are right MarkO.”

“Oops, I forgot, "and everything nice"....!!”

“I think they put more insulation at the feet because so often ours our cold. Check out Big Agnes, too. They have some good options, but you will need a pad to slide into the sleeve to make it work.”

“Labiaplasty and more by Dr. Alter!

"Labiaplasty is a procedure performed on women who dislike the large size of their labia minora, which may cause embarrassment with a sexual partner or discomfort in tight pants, with sports, or during sexual intercourse."

http://www.altermd.com/Female%20Genital%20Surgery/labia_minora_reduction.htm

Haven't checked out Clitoroplexy...”

“Yet another band name.”

“OK...I have to ask... 1) why this interest you and 2) why did I just read the entire article!”

“Sweet! Did you check out the video of the procedure. Rock on!”

“haha...band name...that's just wrong.”

“You sure you want to go there?

I can't provide every synapse firing, especially the ones between ideas but I'll try.

Great band Names
(can exist?)
Flaming lips
(anything better?)
Burning labia
Post it
(what if i image google that?)
Yikes!
(what if I image google "labia"?)
Yikes!
(Who's Dr. Alter?)”

“And there you have it.”

“Where is Matt when we need him???”

“LOL @ Tilt!

So BM, is there a similar procedure for guys whose boys hang low?

Scrotumplexy? I dunno, but now I got that stupid song in my head...

Do your boys hang low,
do the waddle to and fro,
can you tie them in knot?
can you tie them in a bow?”

“
Not to sidetrack this fascinating thread in any way, But...

What most people don't appreciate is that every possible combination of numbers, letters and symbols of all kinds representing all things known or unknown, real or imagined.... are just Band Names Waiting To Happen.

I myself am partial to Fartblossom.

”

“You have to be very careful asking someone for a 'lift' these days!  LOL”

“When a phrase cannot be found on Google, I call it a Googlenope. Once a Googlenope is discovered and written about, it is no longer a Googlenope.

Every single exact phrase that follows could not be found on the Web before today:

Googlenope.

Queen Elizabeth's buttocks.

Varsity pinochle.

Caviar 'n' taters.

. . . much to Paris Hilton's embarrassment . . .

I was helped by the federal government.

I (heart) my zygote.

. . . that nappy-headed ho, Barbara Bush.

Next, boil the toast . . .

If you take off your bra, I'm calling the cops.

Jesus loves you for your money.

Rove should just shut up and look pretty.

I believe dust mites have souls.

This lobster must have been Roman Catholic.

Plush Osama doll.

I'm fixin' to solve me the Shimura-Taniyama conjecture.

The best pork chops in Jerusalem.

Tiffani Suarez.

Antwaan Rothschild.

Rajneesh Roosevelt III.

Billy Bob Nussbaum.

Mohammed Ciccolini.

Moishe Goebbels.

Please accept these underpants as collateral . . .

I owe my life to unprotected sex.

I'm going to be concentrating on my home-wrecking now.

Bad, bad Leroy Moskowitz.

Thor adjusted his mascara.

Richard Cheney in '08.

Nelson Mandela is a doo-doo head.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-esque.

My grandchildren are so ugly.

The Iraqi Regis Philbin.

Hey, this tastes like aardvark.

Laura Bush's secret tattoo.

I'll take Deaths by Autoerotic Asphyxia for $400, Alex.

Hot cheese sundae.

Cancer, heart disease and zits.

"I'm Stephen Hawking and I'm a Capricorn."

Pizza with Condoleezza.

Dogs playing poker and mah-jongg.

The dainty Hillary Clinton.

Man-boob implants.

Acid klezmer band.

Wearing only a codpiece and a sombrero.

Cancer of the bellybutton.

The yodeling librarian.

George W. Bush's subtlety.

Sonnets by Elmer.

Insufficient cellulite.

Lou Dobbs's hash pipe.

The sensual feel of the speculum.

Sören "Porky" Kierkegaard.

The billionaire manicurist.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/23/AR2007052301290_pf.html”

“OMG..Creek Dancer...thanks so much...I'll never be able to sing that song again, without have that picture in my head!”

“You're welcome crazygurl. Us girls have to stick together. I didn't want to be the only one!”

“Thanks for the laugh, BM!”

“Creek...I think this may answer your question

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk-fqspAEG0”

“Ooooh...I can't look!”

“The you obviously did (LOL)”

“I did NOT!”

“I better not watch that at work!”

“Okay, I'm a little disturbed that I know who Dr. Alter is without even reading the article...”

“he's touched up some of your friends?”

“uhh... no. At least, not that I know of. LOL. I heard an interview on the radio a few weeks ago, and they were talking about him.”

“"Do your boys hang low,
do the waddle to and fro,
can you tie them in knot?
can you tie them in a bow?"

Creek Dancer
12:12:49 PM
7/17/07

Why not go all the way?
The rest of the song.......

"can you throw 'em over your shoulder,
like a continental soldier?
do your balls hang low?"”

“BIG BALLS
(1976)
(Young, Young, Scott)
I'm ever upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety,
I always fill my ballroom
(The event is never small)
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
Oh I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No-one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Oh I've got big balls
repeat
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Oh I've got big balls
repeat
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker”