What kind of a critter.....?

“Some critter ate a hole, about 3 inches in diameter, right in the top of my plastic garbage can. Any idea of what it might be?”

“don't know but if you look inside you might find it still there”

“Ah ah!
My daddy sayed what you sayed is a bout *this* sides. That is a bout the sides of a beeber hed. I kno cuz we fownd a ded beeber hed bone by side the creek to day. Beebers chew EVER THEENG. Did yall never seen beeber teehts? They got verry good teehts for chews and bites. I seen plenny of beeber chew trees so truts me!

Souns like to me yall need a ded beeber aroun ther!”

“Hmmmm...
Skerry Prairie Possum Ghost?”

“Rat”

“O my goodys! I did not memember the Skeery Parry Possem Ghots!

Ooooooooo... I got jeeby jeebys juts theenkin a bout that!!!”

“Hmmmm, critter gotchyer leftovers, Pops?”

“sounds like a squirrel.”

“WHAT NOT one person guessed Flying Spaghetti Monster?”

“squirels will eat plastic.”

“A squirrel is merely a #&%!$ing rat with a bushy tail.”

“Gray squirrel, aka "Bushy Tailed Tree Rat".

Fluffybuttius warfvermina”

“Porky Pines eat all sorts a' stuff...They have been known to eat the tires on parked autos.........”

“I almost hit a porcupine on my bike once. Those things are huge when you see em up close.”

“Hay oMARk
them is perty good goobernads that you got ther - bol! I did not kno you was a tree rat bwt. If we never get on the same tt walk you prolly better be reddy to clime a tree from me!

Kno what I juts mememered? MARMRATS! Marmrats wuld chew ther momma in the mergency!

I never did see no pokey pines but I seen pokey pine trees in The Bratska at Pokey Pine Rige Woods. They chew like beebers!”

“stick yer fanger in there & see what latches onto it”

“Roof Rabbits, thats what they called.....”