Sex in Da Woods....

“Ran across this researching one of CB's questions about bug spray attracting bears....funny as Well.

http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/44970”

“dont blame this on me........”

“ST...many moons ago I had a senior officer return from the beach with a severe case of sun burn from the top of his neck to the bottom of his ankles........At that time you would be charged for "Destruction of Government Property" and "Improper Judgement" if you went on sick call. So we (the medics) treated him with what we had.

Question....Do you think the TOTAL BODY BURN, had anything to do with the fact that he was dating a REALLY Hot blonde chick who wore what looked like a thong in the days before thongs were popular?”

“The most common mistake is leaving a flashlight or lantern on in the tent. Please, please do not provide your neighbors with an X-rated shadow puppet show

thats the only reason i go backpacking. in hopes of running across and x-rated shadow puppet show”

“damn, blocked by the web filter

Ran across this researching one of CB's questions about bug spray attracting bears....funny as Well.
SuperTroll

would have been funnier if you said you "came" across this while researching a question ;)”

“first I thought huh? sex on da trail by supertroll? what happend to this world? but then I saw it's all crash bangs fault.”

“LOL..crash...I am guessing this would be a reason to carry the extra weight of a pan of Jiffy Pop .....wit by the fire pop some popcorn and watch the Puppet Show?

Then for you oldsters there is the famous VAN scene from Cheech and Chong (I think Up in Smoke)”

“Gem, my thought exactly! ST talking about sex on da trail!! I was shocked!!!”

“that's just plain nasty”

“A fellow gave me a 2 year old Brittany Spaniel yesterday. During the exchange, he mentioned that "she" was a female and had been spayed, to which I brightly replied, "no problem either way, I've had a vasectomy". The look on his face was priceless. Badabada-bing.”

“LMAO! You are ridiculous, Nimble.”

“I accidentally gave another couple a puppet show years ago, until he came over and said "Dude, shut the lantern off!" We'll you guys know that those old coleman double mantles don't exactly turn off like a light switch. So then he came back and said "give me that damn lantern!" LMAO!!!”

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Mosquito repellent. Seriously. Back in my army days, the only time I ever went on sick call was when I managed to get mosquito bites over every inch of my body. And I do mean *every* *inch*. It was my first and last foray into nookie in the woods.


uhmmmm....nookie in the army....don't ask..don't tell”