Guess how much mike's car repair cost??? ?

“Mike is always complaining about my little chevy pick-up. But so far, my truck whenever it needed work, has only cost total $75. Yeah, I think I like my truck.

Mikes car has already cost us thouseands in repairs. Starting from the very week he bought it! (we bought them at the same time)

so guess how much his car cost us today????

We went in just for breaks ($420, which we had expected) and they found he had two importat gaskets leaking. Yeah, so now total, it will be aboout $1200 and we have to wait till tuesday (for parts) which means I have let mike drive my baby :(”

“Why ask and then tell us? I thought this was a contest. You sure are a big dork;P There should be a contest for that.”

“hey, it got ya to look didn't it? So whos the dork now :P”

“I don't get it. They charged you $420 to break it?

Where do importat gaskets go?”

“I was just getting over the loss of Saddam , then you guys made me cry again.”

“I have a question about gas miliage between the two vehicles.”

“did they swap out the johnson rod?”

“what is it with you an johnsons?

cat, mine get about 28 mpg

I think mikes is 17 mpg”

“Maybe if Mike didn't drive 80 mph down curvy roads with sharp corners he'd get better mileage and his brakes would last longer. ;)”