Clinton's Crocodile Tears...

“The director of today's state service telecast is obviously a Republican. During the service, a camera zoomed-in on Slick Willie as he was licking his fore finger, then applying the saliva to his eyes. He repeated the ploy, which confirmed that I wasn't imagining things.

I tried it myself, and it works like a charm. Perhaps I'll give'er a go next time we get the Sore Looserman routine.

Jesus Christ - he's quite a sick man.”

“so much for i just wanna have a nice conversation about fluffy bunnies and puppy dogs. now that youve started making fuego threads you cant stop”

“Like duh! Anyone who actually watched saw that he wasn't putting spit in his eyes. He was eating eye boogers from the morning.”

“Oh my gosh, the guy is absolutely the epitome of evil.

I'm bettin' that he eats the guts right outta those fluffy bunnies, Crash.............while they scream in horror.”

“You sure he wasn't rubbing Gojo into his eyes? That would make ya cry fer shur.”

“Nigal, I've just about finished killing this keyboard after spitting diet coke all over it after reading your post!”

“Dang!
mARKo and I agree on something. LOL”

“Not eye boogage.
He was licking along the top of the finger, between the second and third (from the hand) knuckles.

Imagine someone holding their hand o'er their heart while doing the Pledge of Alliegence. Now, raise the hand toward the mouth - that's the way his hand was positioned. Kinda like he was covering his mouth.

He definitely LICKED his finger! Then he definitely rubbed the spit in his eyes. I've been going around showing folks all day - IT WORKS LIKE CRAZY!

The man is a &@#damned FREAK!”

“Sorry to double post (I didn't learn that it's tabooesque until today - so give me a grace period, k? - lol!).

Yepper! Fuego kicks all forms of ass :)
Reminds me at times of when my shop would get the occasional ninth grade visitor!
Does not!
Does too!
Does not!
Does too!”

“Stop pickin' on me, Stovey!”

“D'oh!

I can't help myself!!! Fack, this is fuego, afterall......

Awritey, duncedan, I'll tat yer tit.


Oh God, this is soooooo easy! (seven years of teaching h.s. has it's rewards, I reckon).

But surely he ain't THAT dunce?! He's prolly something up his sleeve, but whatta hay?

Okee Duncee -
Yepper. You'd know what gojo in the eye'd feel like. After all, I did warn you several seconds in advance! But nooooOOOOooo!
"Leave it...




Pffffft. Sorry dudely. Too easy. To adolescent.”

“someone got a link?”

“Um does anyone remember the Ron Brown Funeral? This was one of the closest allys to slick and company......

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/CRASH/BROWN/TEARS/tears.html”

“ I've been going around showing folks all day - gojo

What a sick FREAK!”

“Hey, Gojo is a nice guy, Mutt!”

“Wait...Gojo is Mutt...? Okay let me get this straight..so who is MarkO?”

“Wait, how can gojo be a "nice guy" and yet still revere the traitorous South and slavery?”

“Okay let me get this straight...”
XL400236
8:33:02 AM
1/03/07

Going straight, XL??

Gojo has some nice mutts anyway.”

“There goes MarkO with the homophobia slurs, yet again.
They don't work, dude.”

“This whole subject is a bit petty don't ya think? I mean, I'm no fan of Clinton's but come on! LOL!”

“I'm ignoring more than are me ,He He.”

““There goes MarkO with the homophobia slurs, yet again.
They don't work, dude.”
StoveStomper
8:43:56 AM
1/03/07

"Slurs" ???

My diction is near perfect, but I can't say whether your's is any better than Boomhauer's, Stovey.

”

“Teehee! He said diction.”

“Mebbe the press was playing the clip backwards - that's it. He was wiping his tears on his fingers then licking them off.
Very Sneaky.”

“Just more mean-ass speculation and deflection of attention from the thieves in the White House and the mess they have created.”

“stupid stomper.

lolololololoolololololol”

“Glad we could make your day Laqtation....”

“Noper. Not seeing things, was I.
The director was kind enough to hold that particular camera long enough to allow me to confirm what I saw - bless him.


I don't shoot from the hip. How fukkin wreckless is that?


For instance, I suspected that my local mocking bird had learned to mimic my phone ring. Yepper, paying attention later proved my suspicion. After that, It became a fave story to share over doobies, etc.

I suspected Gizmeaux had a knack at getting newborn calves to stand and reunite with their mamas. Followup observation proved my suspicion to be true, and that the Gizman was a heroic life saver.


I would like to publicly apologize for my inappropriate response to Dunadan. I'm sorry, dude. I hope to hike with you and all in the future. Again, I'm sorry.

Mutt -
You have no idea who I am or what I believe. You're perception of the South is quite dated. I suspect if you were to come down to pick at our flesh, you'd spend the remainder of your days eating fried chicken and watermelon along with the rest of us. Nawm sayin'?”

“Pure fiction for fuego, now? And "crocodile tears" no less? Bored out of our minds, are we?”

“Just more mean-ass speculation and deflection of attention from the thieves in the White House and the mess they have created.”
MarkO
8:33:26 AM
1/03/07
*****

The old deflection by claiming deflection trick. TomT is a pundit.”

“If Slick Willie doesn't want to be criticized for things like this maybe he should consider keeping a little lower profile (like other past presidents have done) instead of taking every public opportunity to offer his worthless advise and opinions to everything that is done by the next administration. I think it's interesting that the two most incompetent presidents in my lifetime (Clinton and Carter, in case you can't figure out who I'm refering to) have the most to say about the current president.”

“You mean "no profile", no?”

“Vice President Dick Cheney today denounced the tactics used by the GOP to impeach President Clinton in 1998 - describing the witch hunt as "a time of false words and ill will." He also described the actions of Republicans who had vowed to unseat Clinton as "malevolence... furies turned loose and hearts turned cold."

Referring to the mood of conservatives after President Clinton's resignation - Cheney stated "there was great malice, and great hurt, and a taste for more."

Cheney went on to praise the decision by President Gore to grant a full pardon to President Clinton - acknowledging that it probably cost him the 2000 election.

"The President's hardest decision was also among his first. And in September of 1998, Al Gore was almost alone in understanding that there can be no healing without pardon. The consensus holds that this decision cost him an election. That is very likely so. The criticism was fierce. But President Gore had larger concerns at heart. And it is far from the worst fate that a man should be remembered for his capacity to forgive."

"It was this man, Albert A. Gore, who led our republic safely through a crisis that could have turned to catastrophe. We will never know what further unravelings, what greater malevolence might have come in that time of furies turned loose and hearts turned cold. But we do know this: America was spared the worst. And this was the doing of an American President...."

LOL”

“You have no idea who I am or what I believe. - gojo

Actually, I assume you post what you believe, so I do have some idea. Even good people can hold seditious or racist ideologies; we all have demons to overcome. You've identified a couple of your own, and I wish you luck with them.”

“"President Gore" ... now there's some words that send chills through me. I guess if he had been elected (or is ever elected) I may have to review my list.”

“start your list with the guy who will forever hold the #1 spot








hint: he's still in office”

“BoyGeorge.....funny theory but lets compare HONOR of the two parties. When the HINT of what Nixon had done came out (i.e. coverup, and perjury (lying under oath) the Republicans (in the minority but able to block impeachment) came to Nixon and TOLD HIM TO RESIGN. They told him they would not support him.

Flash forward to the 42nd administration, even AFTER the Dems found out Clinton had lied to them, lied in court and committed perjury they still supported him. You are a sad little troll, who sees the total vapidity of the liberal Socialists and yet do not have the courage of your convictions (granted you guys have way to many CONVICTIONS) to admit the corruption.”

“Gojo you seem like a nice guy but this whole thing sounds like a big deal over nothing. So the guy was trying to show some emotion and get some camera time? Sounds like every other politician to me.
He's not the president anymore, what he does really has no impact on the day to day events of our country.”

“YEAH....like Carter, nothing related to him could effect the country...unless his Life Partner lies her way into the White House...or he gets another kickback as an unregistered represetntative for a Muslim nation that wants control over operations in our ports...or sorry thats all just CRAZY.

Personally I agree Stick, this is like saying Ted Bundy was a sicko...whoooptie doo, but the sad thing is that the Media still considers Clinton as a STAR.”

“I saw Bush Tap dancing on Ford's coffin after the service. Rooting him on were Laura and the twins, smoking crank and passing a flask. Cant believe the MSM is censoring the footage.

What sicko's.”

“Stickman -
Yeah, he wants camera time, and he got it. Yes he has a right to grieve, but c'mon, this was classic Clinton dishonesty.


Mutt -
Traitorous? Slavery? LOL! Your attempt at picking a fight is as transparent as Brazilian quartz glass! Thanky fer th'chuckle.”

“aLOL...ref joking about the South....the question I always ask

It is 9pm on a HOT Friday Afternoon, you are in a rush home and you bump into someone and knock all the files out of their hands...on the street.

Where would you rather be. Savannah Ga, or New York City?”

“Certainly not Savannah!!

Waaaaaaaaaaay too many perverts there.

Ain't you guys seen Deliverance?
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“Deliverance was a work of fiction. Even if not, the events depicted occured 200 miles upstream from the Manatee City (or whatever Savannahs moniker be).

Garden of Good and Evil, however, is based on actual events, eh? Yep - Manatee City.”

“Frankly, XL -
I find New Yorkers to be surprisingly friendly on their home turf. They get a little tense asouth, methinks.”

“mARKo says so many profoundly stupid things, I just have to shake my head and walk off at times.
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“Makes him feel "upperclassman", say, eleventh grade...”

“Someone who likes to use "psyche" and "Yo, keep it real" should not be judging others maturity level.”

“"......I just have to shake my head and walk off at times."
SS

That would be more of a sashay, no?”