It's just me, roxyruby

“Something weird just happened: I tried to log on as myself, roxyruby, and I couldn't. It kept telling me wrong username and password, but I know it was right. So, I started a new account as my other personality (the one that's usually just a voice in my head) so I could get in on the punctuation debate.”

“WOW....”

“I WANT YOU TO GET A GUN
AND HEAD ON DOWN TO WASHINGTON.
I WANT YOU TO CLIMB UP HIGH
HIGH IN THE SKY AND SHOOT THEM ALL.
TH-TH-THEY DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE.
WHAT DID THEY EVER GIVE TO YOU?
NA NA NA NA NA

SPOKEN:
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO
I WANT YOU TO GO UPSTAIRS TO THAT APARTMENT
WHERE THAT GUY KEEPS PLAYING THAT BARRY MANILOW RECORD
COPACABANA OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I WANT YOU TO RING THE DOORBELL,
AND WHEN HE ANSWERS THE DOOR,
I WANT YOU TO STAB HIM IN THE NECK
WITH A NUMBER 2 PENCIL OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE
HE MUST PAAAAAYYYYY!
CHOP HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER
AND AS YOU LEAVE THE APARTMENT
LIGHT THE PLACE ON FIRE!

VOICES IN MY HEAD, THESE ARE THE
VOICES IN MY HEAD, VOICES IN MY HEAD
THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

YOU SHOULD DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN
BARK BARK HOWL

SPOKEN:
HI YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK.
I GOT THE PICTURES BACK FROM THANKSGIVING,
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WEAR THAT EARRING
IF YOUR FATHER WAS ALIVE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'D SAY.
I WAS TALKING TO MRS. CORELLI YESTERDAY.
YOU KNOW BOBBY CORELLI WHO WAS IN YOUR GRADE?
HE GOT PROMOTED AGAIN IN HIS LAW FIRM.
HE'S MAKING 175,000 A YEAR NOW.
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME BACK?
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET MARRIED SON?
ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU SETTLED DOWN
AND GOT YOURSELF A WIFE
AND GOT YOURSELF A HOUSE
AND A KID,
AND GOT A CAR,
AND GOT A DOG,
AND GOT A LAWNMOWER,
AND GOT A NICE PICKET FENCE....

VOICES IN MY HEAD, THESE ARE THE
VOICES IN MY HEAD, VOICES IN MY HEAD
THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

(THE VOICES IN MY HEAD)
WHY, WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I GOTTA
WAIT IN #&%!$IN' (FRIGGEN) LINE?

SPOKEN:
WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I TURN ON MY TELEVISION SET
I GOTTA SEE SALLY STRUTHERS AND THOSE STARVING KIDS?
WHY CAN'T SOMEBODY JUST SEND HER A CHECK
AND SHUT HER AND THOSE GOD DAMN KIPS UP?
JESUS #&%!$ING CHRIST! (WHERE'S ROB REINER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?)

WHY, WHY DON'T THEY DROP THE BOMB
RIGHT ON TOP OF EVERYONE?
NA NA NA NA NA

VOICES IN MY HEAD, THESE ARE THE
VOICES IN MY HEAD, VOICES IN MY HEAD
THESE ARE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD

"Voices In My Head," No Cure for Cancer. Dennis Leary”

“Isn't captainbuckaroobonzai a guy in that cheesy movie?
Roxyruby, you don't have gender ID problems do you? ;-)
Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;-)”

“Bye,eh?”

“It might be a guy from a cheezy old movie, I don't remember. It's just a name I dredged from memory. I thought maybe it was an old cartoon character. I personally am gender specific, but my username isn't necessarily. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) It could be a female superhero name, couldn't it?”

“Is this the Chicago Ruby we all know and love?”

“No, that's not me. I'm sure if you all knew me you'd all love me too.”

“prove it!

;)”

“tell 'em why you picked roxyruby, you are a complex person for sure...

; )”

“That's not me, guys. I'm the bona fide Ruby. ;)”

“There's a Roxy. There's also a Rocksee. We have a Ruby, and now a Roxyruby who has lost her login. Gotta love it.”

“this is all gettin too cornfusin for ol'meanie...

Dang it Ruby I wish you could come hike this weekend! I'm chompin at the bit to get back out. It'll be a blast!”

“Dang it, MeanGreen! So do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“LOL Ruby now knows my pain when stomper started posting here. Hee Hee Hee”

“So, there really is a Buckaroo Banzai, but please note, I'm CAPTAIN Buckaroo Bonzai, so that means I'm in charge.

I guess there's one less Roxy and/or Ruby around now, unless I can figure out why I couldn't log in. All you other Roxys and Rubys will have to take up the slack.

Graska: I don't think I want to share :)”

“There is a active poster named "Ruby", I seem to recall one named "Rocksee" as well.

I like your new name. Keep it.”

“My picture post was better, LOL.

Well, captainbuckaroobonzai, you should put the RoxyRuby name in your profile so those of us that remember a RoxyRuby posting will know it's the same you.
last edited: 1/18/07 8:35:13 PM”

“I think she told me about inklings toward Cap'n Buckaroo Bonzai right away. I'd remember something like that. LOL!

How can ya not like RoxyRuby??? But hey, if you want to get that name fixed, write an e-mail to Matt, the webmaster!
”