Bush Assaulted in S.C. - Assailant Arres ted

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Deputy finds man punching shrub

A 23-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with public disorderly conduct after a deputy observed him "in a physical confrontation with shrubs" at 8:27 p.m. Saturday at Carolina First, 401 William Hilton Parkway, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff's Report.

Responding to a complaint that a man tried to get into a stranger's car, a deputy called over to the suspect, who was punching vegetation. The man then ran across the bank parking lot to kick one last bush before talking to police, reports said.

He reportedly smelled of alcohol and was taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center, where he is being held for prosecution, according to the jail's online log.

http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/6334315p-5520904c.html”

“He was just beating the bushes looking for a drink. Either that or he's Moses.”

“If he'd just attack the shrubbery with a damn golf club like everyone else down there.... No Problem. They'd probably give him a medal.”

“BTW, anyone seen SPAM around lately?”

“LOL!! You are such a dork :-D”

“In the can.”

“So many banks, so few branches.”

““So many banks, so few branches.”

That is an instant classic! LOL!”

“I love you guys down there (sigh).”

“Was the guy claiming to have invented the question mark and scolding chestnuts for being lazy?”

“Good one, Vile!”

“Did the bush file charges or just leaf it alone?”

“Nige, yer such a sap!”

“you know... I was hoping for a different "Bush", but then this would probably be on a different kind of thread...”

“I think you are overlooking the Root of the problem. While you are barking up the challenge as political you are missing the real potential problems. What if this problem branches out or is this a minor situation we can uproot and transplant?”

“Prune it, XL.


lol!”

“Are you saying Lettuce Leaf it alone...LOL”

“Grow up!”