Hello

“I'm really new here. You have to be nice to me, don't hurt my feelings. I hope I can contribute.”

“Really new?

Welcome to the pit of despair. ;-)

Please fill out your profile a bit.
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“Do I have to post pitures of myself?”

“What are the rules and regulations on this forum? Can we make fun of each other and the world?”

“especially each other, and sometimes the world.

post pics at your own peril and/or bearmagnet's request.”

“Swim suit or less is preferred if female.”

“For starters, we'll need nude pics, along with your blood type and favorite alcoholic beverage.”

“I'll post a picture of me in my speedo.”

“Ok jerbear quite trolling now”

“Door....where is the door?”

“I've only been on the forum for an hour and I'm already called a troll. Nice, I like it here.”

“it is a TT tradition to call newbies trolls”

“seriously,

where ya from?”

“Colorado, or possibly the OTHER SIDE!Or maybe both.
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“There's a small handfull of us in Denver, we get out realtively regularly. Big Mt. Elbert trip coming up in April. Go check out the trips page.”

“Welcome, and I hope you aren't put off by the suspicion that you are a regular posing as a newbie in order to sucker others into wasting their time (a troll). Your input is welcome. Grand Junction side or Denver side?”

“Denver. Being a troll is tempting at times. Mt Elbert looks like fun. I've never done a 14er that early.”

“well cool then - come on out with us. I've not done one that early either, but I figure it'll be a fun challenge - and a fun group of folks for sure.”

“I'm thinkin of a neat little circuit in Indian Peaks for Sunday, but I gotta check my calendar at home - I'll let you know if you think you could get out Sunday.”

“I don't think I ever got called a troll. Glad I missed that.”

“Hello
“I'm really new here. You have to be nice to me, don't hurt my feelings. I hope I can contribute.”
Marmotpie
4:04:50 PM
1/24/07

Jesus #&%!$ing Christ. This things new and StoveStomper is a tree huggin leftist Chavez Lover.

Pathetic opener. Overplayed in the worst way.”

“LOL bearmagnet, I love you!”

“Come on man, I'm totally new. This is my first day here,my special day. Don't ruin it for me.


What/where in the Indian Peaks?”

“Hey! We always need more commie bastards here to destroy the forces of evil.

Don't forget to duck!



I didn't know Pam was a troll!

(didn't want you to feel left out or anything...)”

“And that trailname... (and/or screen name)... It reminds of a great line I heard on the series "Lexx", on Sci-Fi:

"Ooooh... Dead Thing Pie! I love Dead Thing Pie!"


The first time I heard it, I fell off the damn sofa. O Well, just a bit twisted, I guess!”

“oh tilt, i feel so loved now! ;O)”

“We'll save the Billy Goats Gruff jokes for later ---”

“welcome to trailtalk... we were all trolls once. I don't like the troll calling. Hope you stay and like it here. It's fun and the trips are great. Everyone on the board is really cool for the most part. There are a lot of boneheads in the northeast.”

“I almost forgot...

Part of the standard indoctination calls for at least a cursory perusal of The Lime Green Jellow Thread.

(yes, we know there are Spelling Issues)


It's like our version of the Airborne Ranger Short Course --- Enjoy!”

“Welcome



Your last name isn't sarge is it?

Is there a sarge in your family?

Have you ever known a sarge?”

“Sarge? There was this guy in high school that was called sarge. Does that count?”

“+r”

“Are you Marmotstew from "the other side????"

In which case, you just quit acting like a newbie!! LOL!”

“Should we recognise him from his breakout performance in "AIRPLANE!" ?”

“I don't know what you guys are talking about. I told you I'm really new here
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“So have you posted on any outdoors sites before? Where'd you get your name? Is that Marmot the animal or gear brand? And what kind of pie? How old are you? Dude or dudette?”

“LOL @ mtnsteve”

“Still no profile for Marmotpie.”

“marmotroll”

“Lizs,or Lizsbaby called me out. Wow, so many questions! Just made it up,the animal,pecan,33,dude(sorry guys) I filled out my profile a bit and will include more pictures when I have more free time and figure out how to use Javathing, I'm not a techno junkie. Who's this sarge character?”

“bearmagnet BOB”

“Cool, well I think that will suffice, pending the nude pics. Sarge is/was the bane of all our existence, LOL.

Welcome to TT!”

“LMAO! Do not say it's name.”

“;-P Someone with the knowledge of BOTH sides HAD to do it! LOL! Welcome!”