AmyG is late for work

“yeah... uhm, AmyG is running alittle late this morning. I'm sure it's not like she overslept or anything, probably something Uber-important. Maybe Asher is constipated and taking alittle longer in the backyard this morning. Yeah, sooo... I'm getting alittle hypoglyemic and would sure like to get some breakfast. Uhm, OK... we'll keep y'all updated when Dorkly strolls into the office here this morning. Stay tuned....”

“Somebody get Asher Dog some chili!!”

“I can't believe you threw me under the bus like this! OK, so I wasn't gonna say anything, but since you started it...
perhaps our fellow trailtalkers would like to see how YOU spend your days at work?
hmmmkay?

”

“LOL
Nice socks. ;)”

“btw, in case anyone is under the impression that he is actually looking at something important...
"this is a notification from REI that your shipment has arrived"

proof:
”

“Uhh, yeah... I guess AmyG has finally showed up. Yeaaahhhhh.... there's alot of commotion and cursing going on in the vicinity of her cubicle area. I called her extension, but uh, yeah... she hung up on me. OK, sooo, noone please worry, I think science will be able to move forward this morning, but it seems we have a sliiiight miscommunication that my eggy sammich takes precedence over any work that needs to begin. Of course, yeah... if we were on-time this morning I guess this wouldn't be an issue. Uhm, yeah... thanks!”

“YOU %#^$&!!!”

“No, YOU &%#@*#!!!”

“Just let him eat a pound of butter, nothing will stick after that.”

“Whuddaya, carpoolin'?”

“Oh yeah! That's my new Big Agnes 0 degree Storm King!!! Very Excited, FYAO here I come!”

“I will see you there, El Kapitan!

Unless of course you bail out.”

“We don't want to be late with those TPS reports...



Is the Captain typing with his feet?”

“Wow! "The Office" in real life! :-)”

“mmmmm....yeahhhh...did you get that memo? We're now putting special covers on the TPS reports. Yeahhh, so, if you could go ahead and do that, that would be great, mmmmkay?
”

“Hey Cap...if you are a supervisor I thought you WERE supposed to DELEGATE...so whats the problem looks like you have everything under control.”

“Keep us posted.”

“Have you had your shots?”

“I like the grooooovy shirt Bobo is wearing.”

““Have you had your shots?”
Tilt
9:16:41 AM
2/08/07

It's only 9:30am. It's too early to be doing shots.”

“that was not me. obviously
last edited: 2/08/07 8:38:33 AM”

“Yea, but did he ever get that eggy sammich? ;-)”

“I saw what AmyG posted before the edit!!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! ;-)”

“It's only 9:30am. It's too early to be doing shots.”
lumberzac
9:32:39 AM
2/08/07

Unless you're thinking I can't do a shot at 930.....”

“Stalkers scare me.”

“Yes. it's true Stovey, but I could not "forcefully" keep her away from the edit button.

Yes, the eggy sammich (with cheese and sausage!) was real... and it was fantastic!

Adventurist, don't hate my for my excellent taste in work attire (I'm sure the G-ster will concur) I already have issues wearing Paisley with a wardrobe-challenged manager in my office, oh sure "white shirt blue pants can't go wrong" but I bet he has holes in HIS socks!!!”

“I just finished my second banana.

Mmmmmmm, banana farts!”

“Hope you used one of these.
”

“"banana" and "box" ??

Oh, the symbolism !!”

“jeeez”

“Looks to me like it's too big for the box. As if that would happen in real life. ;)”

“uhhh, I dunno Ruby. I see some extra room in that box. If we can just move that banana alittle to the right and give a push...”

“It's only 9:30am. It's too early to be doing shots.”
lumberzac
7:32:39 AM


dude, there's no such thing as 'too early for shots'!”

“Doesn't look like there's a banana inside. Banana guard, my a$$.”

“noooooooooooooooooooooo comment.”

“Banana guard, my a$$.”
lilmountaingirl
10:26:45 AM
2/08/07


Kinky.”

“LOL! @Kleetn

Never heard of them before

http://www.bananaguard.com/”

“aw hell, they're New & Improved!”

“"Banana guard, my a$$."


That's a strange request.”

“Bob Slydell: You see, what we're actually trying to do here is, we're trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work... so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?

AmyG: Yeah.

Bob Slydell: Great.

AmyG: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Capt. Bobo can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

AmyG: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”

“Damn Banana Guard rivals the King Tut!


Jeez!”

“It just gets better and better:

1. "...designed with kids in mind..."
2. "...makes a satisfying snapping sound..."
-and-
3. You can have your company name or logo printed on the side.

Imagine the possibilities.”

“Heres one..I know Nigal has heard.

"isn't that banana a little large for that box?"”

“Why do you have a photo of Doug Henning thumbtacked to your cubicle?”

“Who is Henning and why does he dig him?”

“
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/magicians/doug-henning/
last edited: 2/08/07 11:32:24 AM”

“That's not Doug Henning! Here is a closer look at that pic....

”

“@$#! I've been had!!! OK, so I'm the president of the Doug Henning fan club, anybody got a problem wif dat????”