Anna Nicole Smith Died!

“...and fake ones, at that...”

“She's bereft of life!


I fell off the sofa last night when Jack Cafferty said "Is Anna Nicole still dead?" to Wolf Blitzer.

Lou Dobbs made a point of saying that there would be an entire hour without any mention of her (on his show).”

“I bet Nancy Grace was delirious last night.”

“Okay so what are the odds...who will the new MEDIA Sl^t be?”

“XL, we still have Nicole, Britney, ect....”

“I called this unfortunate fiasco last fall:




"Nothing like living all of life's highs and lows in as little time as possible, huh?



Today I heard a theory on what's going on. It was suggested that the lawyer/boyfriend/husband/baby's daddy doped the son as he was allegedly with the boy earlier. If the son is dead and if Anna Nicole gets her millions from her late husband and if something should ever happen to her....her l/b/h/bd has positioned himself and their love child as the heirs to the moolah. Sick theory, but very possible.”
Ruby
8:44:37 PM
9/29/06"”

“XL, we still have Nicole, Britney, ect....”
StoveStomper
11:16:19 AM
2/09/07

Get out of my head. That's twice today you've beaten me to what I was going to say.”

“OMG, it just get messier.

Now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is claiming that he is the father of her baby.”

“Dang! I can joke revisions going on all over the world...

What's the difference between Ann Nichole Smith and the Titanic?”

“I'm going on record right now!
I did NOT have an affair with Anna Nicole Smith. In addition, the rumors of me being with Paris, Britney, and Linsey are nothing but scurrilous lies!
There! The record is now straight!

That being said, any and all questions regarding Kate Winset shall be sent to my attorney. He will respond to each in due course.

Thank You.”

“I noticed you conveniently left out the drunken night of passion with Roseanne Barr...”

“What's your cut, Ruby? It's gonna suck to be that child. She/He will be lucky if it has a normal life.”

“My bet is the first nine months weren't all that NORMAL.”

“OMG, it just get messier.

Now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is claiming that he is the father of her baby.”
Ruby
2:29:59 PM
2/09/07

Eurotrash 'Royalty' is never far behind the smell of money.”

“A quote from an article on cnn.com today: "She had a heart of gold and would give you the shirt off her own back."


Umm, didn't she do that a few times? I think some magazine has photos of that.



Just a question. (grin)”

“Anna Nicole Smith Died!
Dang! You would have thought that would be in the news. ;-)”

“Too true SS, I'm ready for the funeral to be over and the tox report out so it isn't on the news and entertainment "news" every night all night.”

“Thank God the Britney Shaved Her Head crisis is over!”

“what sucks is one of the best news stories ever, the wacko astronaut, is getting buried by it”

“Did'nt hear a thing about that Myth chick dying on ,'I love lucy'.”

“Anna Nicole Still Dead.

Stock footage at Eleven.”

“WHOOPTIE FREAKING DO (LOL).....”

“Couldn't have said it better.”

“Now we know who that baby daddy is.”

“i imagine more than one woman has been pregnant where the father would have been in question. having been a wild child long ago, i will not throw stones.

it's time to let this thread rest. this poor baby will have enough grief to live with.”

“Pamela, I agree. But I would have been happy if the whole subject had lasted about 5 minutes on the news the day she died and never mentioned again. AARRGGHH!”

“Howard K. Stern should be charged with abduction. I hope they take a close look at all the kid's money he spent on attorneys and back bill the cretin.”

“Just clicking on this this thread to be sure Anna Nicole hasn't risen from the grave and started eating people's brains.”

“well, if she stuck to the crowd that keeps the story running in the popular press she'd probably die again from malnutrition.”

“How's business for the Trimspa folks these days? Can't be good after the 'spokesmodel' drops dead like that ---”

“One more reason why sex outside of marriage is bad.”

“Sex outside.... mosquitos, ticks, chiggers ---

No rugburns, though.”