Passport question

“i seem to have misplaced my passport. in case i cant find it, anyone have any idea how long it takes to get a replacement?”

“Hello, FBI?

There is a guy named Crash Bang whom you should check out as a terror suspect.

Thank you, Mark O.”

“I know that there used to be a way to get it expidited(sp?) Try going to your local townhall.”

“unfortunately, crash, a lost passport will impose a more strict identification process than a renewal or a new passport would. If this were just a renewal that would mean a level-1 anal probe (recall a level-2 is required for a new passport). For replacement of a lost passport a level-4 anal probe is required... sans lube. i would keep looking for it if i were you...”

“*snicker*”

“Poor Crash is screwed either way. ;-)”

“I'm thinking he knew this, Jimmysan. That's why he threw it away.”

“wow. could this be any more cliched?

not only was it under the bed, but i found it while i was looking for something else”

“your marbles ??”

“Now, that was funny, manuka. LOL”

“under the bed... lol!

where all important papers should be kept.

is your w-2 there as well?”

“i have all my savings in my mattress. petty cash is in the cookie jar. gold bricks in a safe behind a painting on the wall. and i have a buried treasure map behind a secret trap door in the study”

“OMG, you guys are a riot!”

“Don't forget the stacks of c-notes in the freezer --- (beware of freezer-burn)”

“Finding the passport was a whole lot easier than making the no-fly-list and all that sort of stuff that goes with reporting a lost passport.”

“would that frack with my trip to the canyon?”

“..nah,..a COUPLE of guys, who could replace yours for ya no problemo BADDA BING!

Had mine duplicated (2 copies)...when I'm traveling, THEY are the ones I give to the Police or Hotel Management when asked...”