Well, I havent killed anyone yet

“But the days not over.”

“Did you vote for...


(I'm Not gonna say it)”

“Don't give up; I'm pulling for ya.”

“Stock market closed ,so, relax and do your taxes.”

“Right now I'm doing customer service. Some of these folks are really lucky you can't kill by fax.”

“Steve, it sounds like we share some of the same customers! My business is helping people migrate from paper to computer-based systems, I often suggest they view this little video & apply it to their situation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRjVeRbhtRU&eurl”

“Talk to a lawyer before you talk to the police.”

“There was that Deadly Joke from Monty Python...”

“A few years ago I was a manager at an outdoor shop. I was at the front register when another employee muttered..."Oh no...don't do it". I turned just in time to see our shop tech dive across the counter and tackle a customer, beating the crap out of him before I could break the two up.

If I was face to face with a couple of the bozos I dealt with today, I think I would have done the same thing.

You guys did make me smile, thanks for that. Wanderer, I'm saving the video. I can understand the frustration you must be going through and I sympathize.

I did tell one guy that if he had a fire fighter that weighted over 325lb, he had bigger problems then finding a harness to hold his fat ass. OK, I didn't say fat ass, but he got the idea.

One of the best things about my job is the people I get to work with.....unfortunately, one of the worse things about my job is the people I have to work with.”

“That pretty much sums up trailtalk:)”