funniest bathroom graffiti

“One I remember from college. My friend was pretty stoned and we were both in the bathroom in a bar near campus, he was about to take a leak when he was laughing uncontrollably.

The writing on the wall said: "why are you looking at the wall, the joke is in your hand."

He thought it was very deep.
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“related to add heat to this discussion: is the graffiti in the woman's bathroom better/worse than in the men's room? i am told the graffiti is much worse but i don't believe it.”

“"The end is Near...Repent!"

(And right below that was....)

"Hillary for President"”

“Some years ago there was a study of conversations in bathrooms--taped--and the conversations in the women's bathrooms were "worse" than in the men's.”

“"Anyone can piss on the floor...so be a hero and sh1t on the ceiling!"”

“My favorite over a urinal was, "Aim High, Air Force".

Go Army!!!
Hoo-Ah!!”

“The only graffiti in the women's room are scrawls about so and so loves so and so, etc. It's fairly lame.
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“Men don't talk in the bathroom.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
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“"Save the Rebublic, Plato's Dead!"
to which someone replied
"A cold platato"”

“my favorite was a phone number.
I shall not elaborate.”

“At a truck stop - "Drivers with short stacks and low manifold pressure please stand close."”

“has anyone ever considered why a woman would come into a mens room and write her number on the inside of a stall followed by "call for a good time"?”

“profit?”

“The one that sticks in my head was:

"Jesus Saves"
written below it was....
"he passes to Gretzky, HE SCORES!!!"

Yeah it was a sports bar”

““has anyone ever considered why a woman would come into a mens room and write her number on the inside of a stall followed by "call for a good time"?”
gitfiddle
8:58:40 PM
2/20/07

That assumes that a woman wrote it about herself.

There are other possibilities. Perhaps I had best leave it at that.”

“One of many websites dedicated to the subject.

http://www.graffitiproject.com/”

“Best one I read;

Please don't throw the cigarettes in the urinal....it's hard to light them when they get wet.”

“Best graffiti I ever saw was at a shelter on the AT in Virginia...I can't remember which one, of course, but it had "The Lorax Loo" with the entire Lorax story written on the walls.

Quite entertaining. :)”

“A local deli has a photo in the mens room over the toilet of about 8-10 college age ladies all pointing down with giggles and laughing expressions on their faces. Yep, the pointing is pretty much crotch level when standing in front of the toilet.”

“Shelter graffiti is hands down more entertaining than lav graffiti, but almost in a different catagory all together.”

“Not too long ago I was in a construction site portalet and on the inside of the door was about a half scale drawing of a nude woman. Impressive art work. That dude must've been sitting there a while.”

“Only a few here may ever have seen this one...

"Winter Ranger, if you're warm, you're WRONG."”

“here I sit all broken hearted
tried to #&%!$ but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and #&%!$ my pants”

“On the bathroom door in front of you: "Toilet Tennis - look left" On the left side "look right" on the right side, "look left".

hehe”

“How about the one that says:

"Any schmuck can pee on the floor.
Be a hero and sh*t on the ceiling."”

“Speaking of shelter graffiti...I remember checking out the writings in shelters on Isle Royale and recognizing the scrawls of other TTers who had been there before me. I can't remember everyone, but I do remember Tarabull and Buddha Bear.”

“long ago in a stall on the floor below one of the engineering lecture halls at college:

B4 i 4Q (RU/18) QTπ”

“The absolute funniest thing I read on a portalet wall was in Baghdad. It is way too filthy for this site, but it had to do with a sexual act concerning Jessica Lynch(the young warrior injured early in the war) and I guess you had to be there to appreciate it.”

“Its old...but what the heck

14 THINGS TO DO IN A BATHROOM



Top 14 Fun Things to do in a Public Bathroom


14. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"


13. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.


12. Take in a wineskin filled w/ water. Stand and slowing squeeze it out into the toilet, every 15-20 seconds moan or sigh.


11. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."


10. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.


9. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"


8. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"


7. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.


6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."


5. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.


4. Say, "Now how did that get there?"


3. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."


2. After flushing Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"


1. Fill a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"”