I hired someone to kick my ass....

“and maybe nimblefoots while i'm at it.”

“Sounds like you have an ass fetish.”

“I hired someone to kick my ass....



Have them aim about two feet higher.”

“odd..... yesterday was abs again. I went in with sore abs, and after my workout it was still a little sore but this morning...nothing...... :)”

“You're becoming accustomed to the abuse ;-)”

“I think i like the abuse.”

“ooooooooooooookay!

Well, you know the classic routine....
The Masochist says: "Whip me! Beat me!"
and the Sadist says: "No."

And there's always Jack Nicholson in the original "Little Shop Of Horrors" --- he liked having dental work done without the Novocaine. (yikes)”

“Maybe you should let Mike out of the hole and trade places? ;-)”

“no way...i like giving the abuse too :)”

“figures! *G*”

“Nevermind.
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“Someone at work today asked if i'd lost weight. I havent told anyone i was trying to at work. :)”

“My wife signed up for kick boxing classes today. I'm not sure I like the looks of this. i may want to start dressing differently around the house.

”

“:-)
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“Nigal.......now you have to take out the trash for sure! If she gets mad, she could hurt you! :)”

“It's kind of like an abusive husband taking his wife out to teach her how to shoot a gun.”

“Wasnt there a Family Guy episode dealing with this situation?

Peter became the woman in the situation....LMAO....”

“yesterday at the gym I got my ass kicked to the max! Holy smokes!

Man, I want some more!!!”

“You want some mor-a? Right here on the flora?”

“Nicole uses roids
Watch her bench press 225
Arnold has nothing”

“wounded knee has hemroids!”

“How did you find that out?”

“Your wife told me :P”

“Don't worry SC, once you have your own kid you'll get the bad 'roids too.”

“I didn't have a kid though”

“I thought kids just made you get gray hair!”

“That's a different kind of 'Roid Rage ---”

“Grey hair? What grey hair? Mine's quickly going straight to white!”

“Thinking about touring with Edgar Winter?”

“.....and White Trash?”

“I think the White Trash retired, LOL”

“I don't have any grey hair yet”

“There are some people here who could get their asses kicked, free for the asking.

What do ya think, Tilt?”

“well, I'll be hitting the gym again today...

though my abbs still hurt from the otehr day lol!

Hey doesnt anyone know if working out will increase your blood pressure?

mine was 4 points higher then it usually is when I had it tested yesterday.

normally its 117/70 and it was 121/70.”

“no, it won't except maybe immediately after/during workout”

“Blood pressure varies many times during the day. Over all your b/p should go down with exercise and weight loss. Checking "no" to the fuego threads should help.”

“dang it, my abs hurt again lol!”

“If I keep this up, I'm going to be ripped! :)”

“Whoever you hired is not doing a very good job of it.”

“What kind of workouts does the trainer have you doing? Is it a lot of fast paced weightlifting that keeps you out of breath?”

“:0! Why do you say that?”

“Every other day its cardio...

the days inbetween I work on my core muscles”

“I was just wondering. There's a bit of a battle in the fitness world over whether or not it's "ok" to do cardio and weights in the same workout session.

Some say hormonally, it's not the best option. Others say just fit it in however you can. I've always thought the way around it is to kind of turn your weightlifing into your cardio as well, by making it fast paced.

At any rate, keep it up. From the "I need a belt" thread it seems to be working pretty dern well for ya.”

“ok, now this thread is an obvious abuse of the word "ass" but contains insinuations of violence... and violence for money no less... but there can't be a TTer with the login "4assmonkey"”

“If you like you can call yourself 4assmonkey and I'll pay someone to kick your ass. I will then post that a monkey ass got his ass kicked.

Would that make your ass happy?

JK about paying to get your ass kicked.




I can get it done for free ;-)”

“It seems they are only concerned about ass being used in a name.

How about 4a$$monkey”

“haha!”

“;-)”

“FREE THE 4ASSMONKEY”

“STFU JIM!”