Faux News

“Soledad has been gone from CNN's morning show for a few weeks, now. Miles is back on the NASA beat.

[Dev Null is crushed, I'm sure]

Heck, she could be on Fux Newz and I'd never know it --- That channel was been 'excised' from my TV tuner on Day One along with Pat Robertson and the Home Shopping Club.”

“LOL...truth hurts huh tiltypoo?”

“LOL....I would have thought you would have given that to that Reverend who is responsible for the Tawanna Brawley Hoax or the murder of hasidic Jews in New York...or even the Discount Mart Murders.”

“Tilt, she's off American Morning but is still with the network.

http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/obrien.soledad.html

Dang, I still think she's about the hottest woman out there. And yes, intelligence counts about as much as looks, so idiots like Paris, et al are hardly sexy in my book.”

“

A state run health care enterprise is bureaucratic, and I think the terrorists have shown over and over again, whether it’s dealing with INS or whether it’s dealing with airport security, they’re very good at gaming the system with bureaucracies. They’re very good at getting around bureaucracies. […]

And if one of your guys is a jihadist, if one of your doctors is spending all the time online reading Osama bin Laden fatwas, someone’s going to notice that.

the folks at “The Onion” must be really cranked that Faux “News” is beating them at their own game.”

“That is weirdness.”

“DEMOCRACY: Breeding ground for terror??????

Why does Faux News hate America?”

“DEMOCRACY: Breeding ground for terror??????

That's what the Regime has been working toward for the last six years.”

“judith crist.”

“Leslie Horwinkle”

“inthanity.”

“Ha!

"You can't spell 'inthanity' without 'hanity'...."”

“"Bailiff"...............ha ha, you know what's next!”

“Filling in for the missing masters,'Silly Libbies'!!”

“Due to a new tool developed by Cal Tech grad student Virgil Griffith, you can now find out exactly who is making edits on Wikipedia. While this news is not very exciting on its own, the fact that Fox News has made dozens of edits for their own benefit, deserves further attention.

We went ahead and took a look at other changes to Wikipedia made by the people from the Fox News offices - the changes originating from IP address "12.167.224.228". We’ve done the legwork of poring through all the edits and published a comprehensive list below, omitting corrections of minor errors and clarifications of fact, i.e., the innocuous. The following below are clearly anything but innocuous, however...

read more here”

“Silly violin.”

“So, flipping around the news channels last night during the primaries and I flip on Fox. They have Chuck Freakin' Norris on as a commentator, LMFAO! And Geraldo is sitting at a bar having a one-brain-celled conversation with the guy. It was like a Saturday Night Live skit.”

“That is kind of funny”

“A real Huckelberry moment?”

“So a has been action star and a muckracker walk in to a bar....”

“That is very funny!!”

“Reminds me of CBS making Katie "My Legs are Shiney" Couric of gossip t.v. fame the EVENING NEWS ANCHOR! LMAO!”

“Sarge has a picture of Katies legs in his purse.”

“I'll say. Sarge's behavior about Katie is a little psycho obsessive...”

“He's got a Thing for Vulcan chicks.”

“Norris for Huckabee

Schwarnzenwhatever for McCain

Rambo for Romney?”

“I'll say. Rosey's behavior about Fox News is a little psycho obsessive...
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“I wonder when the left is going to start calling him McKane?”

“Rosey's behavior about EVERYTHING is psycho obsessive.”

“Honey, listen closely... beauty fades, BUT DUMB IS FOREVER!

Judge Judy”

“Bag all you want but your esteemed Fox News had CHUCK NORRIS as a commentator on politics.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Now, if Mike had just bought a Total Gym from me, he'd probably be ahead in in the polls..."
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“And for her...TAKES one to know one.”

“roseymonster - Trailtalk has you as a commentator for politics.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“Hey Sarge, did you go to comedy school?

I'd ask for my money back!!!”

“No, I didn't.

You should give your alma-mater a HUGE contribution. You did go to butt-ugly school, right? You must've graduated summa cum turpis.”

“You should definitely enroll.”

“Thanks for the personal recommendation.”

“I'm speaking for most humans.”

“Who is Usama Rooting For?

Who does Usama bin Laden want to be the next president? More people think the terrorist leader wants Obama to win (30 percent) than think he wants Clinton (22 percent) or McCain (10 percent). Another 18 percent says it doesn’t matter to bin Laden and 20 percent are unsure

Quality Reporting!”

“You can see right there why the right thinks the rest of the media distorts. Faux Nuze has its finger on the pulse of its audience.”

“Why does the 'MSM' never carry out real polls on genuine issues like this. It's a vast conspiracy I tell you ..... a conspiracy!”

“Usama wants George to declare himself Emperor for Life.”

“Sure, then they both(Dumbya and Usama) get the perpetual war they want.”

“LOL...until you start finding many of the libbie leaders prefer Fox for its accuracy....

OH Wait Accuracy (if it shows you are wrong) is a bad thing to you guys.,”

“LOL................tell us some more Fractured Fairy Tales, Uncle XLacks.

Ooooo, I love it when you talk ebonics!”

“100 years ain't that long cowgirls, gives plenty of time to let being killed become a lifelong occupation.”