Please stand bye.......

“wait for it...........”

“how do you keep a nimrod in suspense?”

“Do not adjust your set.”

“bye?”

“I think she meant Bi”

“You're all excused, be seated please.”

“That's the ticket --”

“I want some popcorn.”

“how about some plain ol Corns. I can spare a few from my feet. All this standing is killing me”

“hmmmmmmmm”

“maybe shes going to propose to me.”

“this is only a test

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”

“If this was a real emergency we'd all be dead now.”

“I hate having to sit through all these trailers waiting for the show to start.”

“Tilt is just ribbing you.”

“Wow, we must be bored...”

“please report to the drinking thread now...”

“roger wilco”

“over and out. . .

oh,

been there and done that

why not

do it again”

“I'm going to bed.”

“Geez, its either, "over" or "out".....not both.

Your radio procedure must be as terse as possible.”

“I disagree. When you have completed your message and are going off station without listening for a reply, then Over and Out should be the correct procedure.”

“suckers ;-)”

“In case of a water landing your seat may be used as a flotation devise.”

“Oh no, Mapes has wandered off into the meadow again. Look away or you'll be scarred for life!”

“Oh.....no-no!!

"over" and "out" is redundant.

Sometimes you can just key the handset and skip the "out" all together.

When you are "out" you are gone and it is understood that you are "over", which, by the way, means, "over, to you".

OUT”

“Thank you hyway for standing up for me,

again. ;O)”

“I don't think Maple is coming back --- LOL”

“You big doody head, over means that you are just finished with your intermediate message and that you are standing by for a reply. Out means you are going off station and won't hear any follow up replies.

pammie, you are welcome. I'll stand up for you as long as I can keep oxygen flowing to my brain.”

“I bet it's going to be a party, with balloons and fresh lime green jellow and cabana boys and drinks and Stu on the turntable....maybe some monkeys in cute little hats for Lyra.

She's just getting it all ready. Probably trying to make the monkeys keep their hats on or something.”

“or something”

“party over there? dang, got no airplane. pop a cork for and toast one for me guys.

(lime green jello with the pineapple, coconut and whipcream stuff? like my grandma usta make?)”

“Don't forget the full contact air hockey.....”

““Don't forget the full contact air hockey.....”
Tilt

EMS will be standing by for that.”

“Oh no Pamela, not at all like your Gramma used to make. Do a TT search for Lime Green Jellow. Don't forget the "w" on jellow.”

“Pamela's Gramma could have made lime green jellow, but only if she had a dog named Sarabelle to keep the skeery woof bare away and Marvin Gardens to protect her from stray radiation.”

“Oh boy!!!!
Pamela is a Lime Green Jellow virgin!!!
I bet she hasn't heard CMB's bacon ring story yet either!”

“Indoctrinate her SS.”

“"You big doody head, over means that you are just finished with your intermediate message and that you are standing by for a reply. Out means you are going off station and won't hear any follow up replies."

That's what I said, kaka breath!!

And just because they do it on TV doesn't mean that "over and out" is correct.

I was platoon and company RTO for a couple of years in rain and mud and snow and under withering fire from BLANK ammunition.
You gotta keep it TERSE!!

And don't talk with your mouth full!”

“Pammie gotta Grammie named Usta??”

“I usta have a grammie. They've all died now.”

““Indoctrinate her SS.”
sassafras
12:06:41 PM
3/01/07


I'm not sure I know her well enough for the bacon ring story. Spirit Coyote nagged me so much about wanting to know the story a year or two ago I broke down and emailed her and told her the whole thing. That crazy woman still married Mike. ;-)”

“LOL, i had to visit the old lime green jello thread just for some laughs and stumbled upon this little gem...where is old nigal anyways

Nigal enters the party late (of course) and wordlessly strips to his old fart style swimming trunks and slides into the green gelatinous mire. After a moment he smiles and exits the pool. Suddenly the Jell-O feels a few degrees warmer. Putting his clothes back on Nigal bids everyone a good evening. LOL!”
Nigal
last edited: 3/01/07 1:03:12 PM”

“He got a new job.”

“Well? Is it time yet?





How about now?






Now?”

“no bacon rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!


keep the jellow pure, keep bacon far away from it!”

“ok, i do remember the lime green jello thread. i don't know the bacon ring story. and what the heck is that picture up there Rev?”