Havin' Tequila

“JERUSALEM (March 12) - Israel has recalled its ambassador in El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked with sex toys lying nearby in the yard of his official residence, Israeli media reports said on Monday.

A foreign ministry spokeswoman confirmed that the ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael, was recalled but offered no details. "The ministry sees his behavior as unbecoming of a diplomat," the spokeswoman said.

Israeli media reported that local police found Raphael in the yard of the official residence in San Salvador. The reports said he was drunk, naked, and bound and gagged with a rubber ball in his mouth and sex toys lying near him.

The foreign ministry spokeswoman said the incident took place two weeks ago.

"As soon as the episode was brought to attention of the foreign ministry it reacted and the ambassador was recalled to Israel. He is going to remain in Israel," she said.

Israel would seek another ambassador in El Salvador, an Israeli official said.”

“Maybe Tilt *is* right after all, that Israelis are scumbag terrorists. I don't think you'd catch one of those honorable Palestinian suicide bombers in such a compromising situation.”

“I am betting I will be apologizing again...but would bringing the whole Kosher/non Kosher thing into this just inflame the issue?”

“Fire away XL - I played with two ethnic stereotypes in my thread title, so anyone who is offended can blast away at me.

No political intent in this thread, btw... but heck, maybe it was a creative Palestinian operative who posed as a dominatrix who left him in this compromising position.”

“LOL
Sounds like any night at Ted Kennedy's compound.”

“The reports said he was drunk, naked, and bound and gagged with a rubber ball in his mouth and sex toys lying near him.

Oh like this hasn't happened to us all at one point or another.”

“...now if he was wearing roller skates....
LOL”

““I am betting I will be apologizing again...but would bringing the whole Kosher/non Kosher thing into this just inflame the issue?”

There is kosher liquor out there. Now weather or not one must use a kosher dildo is another issue. As one does not actually eat the dildo I don't think you can have one that is kosher or nonkosher. Weather it's halachicly correct is the real issue. I don't think the Talmud has any tractates dealing in dildos.”

“Rain or Sun? ;-)
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“But they do enter the body - so maybe?”

“Off topic but...I heard an interview with the most interesting guy. Rabbi Nachum Shifren. By day he is a mild mannered chassid and kabalist...



But he is also a professional surfer! LOL!



He runs surfing camps all over the world and uses surfing as a teaching tool for Judaism to young people. He was also a teacher in LA and wrote a book called Kill Your Teacher about his experiences in his 15 years there.”

“Surfing as a Teaching tool...okay trying to get this one...

"VELL rhemembah, vehn katching dat gut vave isa lot like da Oil at temple. Ya doan know how much you vill haf."

Ped, LOL Just as quick as I can, no insults seen, I think you will find most Jewish people are even better about thier faith than a similar percentage of Christians.

And Nigal since I brought up the whole Kosher thing....I am wondering if the Rabbi would have said, "I want to P*&k you?"”

“Ped, LOL Just as quick as I can, no insults seen, I think you will find most Jewish people are even better about thier faith than a similar percentage of Christians.

There is a weird paradox in the American Jewery. Christianity is a very loose and liberal faith in comparison to the Jewish one. The Jewish bible has a running theme of justice which is much harder to the casual observer than Christianity. Yet American Christians are much more conservative in there values than the average American Jew who is startling liberal. American Jews are not as observant as most other Jews around the world either it seems. We refer to them as shmecky Jews. LOL!”

“This sounds like Ted Haggard's kind of party!”

“No MarkO, he's reformed and no longer a flaming homosexual. He has been cleansed.”

“As opposed to most of your bunch who are still flaming socialists.”

“Cleansed?

What, with an enima??”

“No, a Holy ghost enema”

“Geez XL, you must be haunted by some kinda Socialist Ghost.

Exorcise the daemons, young man!!!!!!!

Come on..........put some FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING into it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“As opposed to the Lemmiwinks cleaning MarkO likes.....”