Two more months...

“Yup, it should happen in about 2 months from today. Let the countdown begin...60
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“hummm - last snow of the season?”

“yah!!!! Your request for a penile enlargement was approved!”

“Or is it when the ground thaws enough for you to dig up the septic system?”

“Two months and Brer Nimblefoot will be in the schit!!”

“Boy or girl?”

“Cousin IT”

“Ed McMahon shows up at your door?”

“Nope, much bigger. A significant event in most folks lives, but probably not my children. Last clue for today.”

“getting snipped?”

“1976 for that one; the bicentenniel clipping.”

“Wood burner arrives.

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Last snowstorm until fall.

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Fishing season opens.
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“Retirement? Age 62? Age 65?”

“827 more days for me”

“Smart man, DH. Yup, I should get my first social security check about that time:). Next step: decomposing on some trail.”

“I added 30 to years to my own clipping and viola! the answer”

“I thought they paid near the beginning of the month. Spacing payments will make it harder on the bill collectors.”

“LOL...we can only hope..Imagine if Cheney Retires and say Bush appoints a real conservative...oh like Herman Cain, or JC Watts. Then Bush resigns and gives the new Veep a chance to become a viable Presidential Candidate.....LOL”

“Julius Ceasar Watts??

America has rejected the "real conservatives", you ding-a-ling.

Its time to drag politics back to the "center".”

“Flight Chatter

Marky Mark was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when Marky Mark turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Marky Mark, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said Marky Mark. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Marky Mark thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

"Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know #&%!$?"”

“Cool, congrats!

You know, that's a really good idea, retiring...I think I'll do that in like a couple months or so, too! I don't know why I didn't think of it before.”

“SHEET...not here...I love what I do. I was working till 11 last night and could not wait to get in here this morning.”

“Congratulations Nimblefoot. I hope to be doing the same exact thing in 11 years. Well, semi-retired. Work when you need to type a thing, hike the rest of the time.”

“SHEET...not here...I love what I do. I was working till 11 last night and could not wait to get in here this morning.”
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8:48:07 AM
3/16/07

LOL from what I can tell you spend ALL day goofing off on Trail Talk .....(not that there's anything wrong with that...)”

“nowslimmer, no SS pays at various times. See the link below. (SS is my profession, I love what I do, but you better believe I can't wait until my last day here!)

http://www.ssa.gov/pubs/2007calendar.htm”

“LOL...Roam I never thought there was...seems everytime I have to go in the field and make decisions the tax payer gets stuck....I am trying to cut losses.”